Happy Birthday! I'll have to take your word on that other thing. Hope you have a great day otherwise!

Oh, just eat it. It's delicious.

I’m a K-5 art teacher, and I’m constantly emphasizing to my kiddos how important and true and beautiful it is to see brush strokes and dents and mistakes because it shows that a human being made this thing. They’ve taken to calling out all kinds of human things as showing “the hand of the artist.”

Absolutely the best-looking movie ever.

I need that "Happiness is Lickin' Spoon!" on a T-shirt.

This is the hardest I have laughed today. I thank you.

Five favorite B&W films:

Casablanca
Brief Encounter
Holiday
The Thin Man
Born Yesterday

No kidding. That little fucker needs to get as famous as Elon.

Best show about the law ever.

I've been telling myself: Art will save us. Repeatedly and under my breath, but still.

He's a fucking monster.

I retired 3 weeks later than I told them I planned to. At the end of the year, they took the money back.

Millions of people will stop paying their bills, that's what.

When cigarettes were 25 cents a pack.

This is correct. File a claim ASAP.