Becky Holmes hates spinach
@deathtospinach.bsky.social
I only date celebs (inc. Keanu, Brad, Neeson, Jagger & Prince William), brave US peacekeeping soldiers in Syria or oil rig workers. First book out now 🎉
I'm working on a project at the moment where I need to speak to people who have been affected by celebrity romance fraud - either as the victim who sent money or the friends/family of someone who did
DM me if you have an experience you can share
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DM me if you have an experience you can share
Please RT this to get more reach
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm working on a project at the moment where I need to speak to people who have been affected by celebrity romance fraud - either as the victim who sent money or the friends/family of someone who did
DM me if you have an experience you can share
Please RT this to get more reach
DM me if you have an experience you can share
Please RT this to get more reach
Kevin Costner is SUCH a laid back guy…
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😎
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Kevin Costner is SUCH a laid back guy…
😎
😎
I’m 47 today, and I have it on good authority that 47 year olds have the best birthdays when people on social media pre-order their second books
I have to say that’s really handy because I do have one available…
amzn.eu/d/2v5Kklb
I have to say that’s really handy because I do have one available…
amzn.eu/d/2v5Kklb
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I’m 47 today, and I have it on good authority that 47 year olds have the best birthdays when people on social media pre-order their second books
I have to say that’s really handy because I do have one available…
amzn.eu/d/2v5Kklb
I have to say that’s really handy because I do have one available…
amzn.eu/d/2v5Kklb
Seems like I’ve blown my chance with Jason Momoa
When will I ever hold onto a man?!
😞
When will I ever hold onto a man?!
😞
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Seems like I’ve blown my chance with Jason Momoa
When will I ever hold onto a man?!
😞
When will I ever hold onto a man?!
😞
Massive influx of scammers overnight
Let the games begin…
Let the games begin…
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Massive influx of scammers overnight
Let the games begin…
Let the games begin…
After years of waiting, the real Keanu Reeves finally got in touch ❤️
It’s a good job he warned me about fake accounts as I wasn’t aware it’s such a problem…
It’s a good job he warned me about fake accounts as I wasn’t aware it’s such a problem…
September 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
After years of waiting, the real Keanu Reeves finally got in touch ❤️
It’s a good job he warned me about fake accounts as I wasn’t aware it’s such a problem…
It’s a good job he warned me about fake accounts as I wasn’t aware it’s such a problem…
I really hope some people are going to make it to one of three Essex libraries this week to learn more about romance fraud and say hello 👋
I had a dream last night that it was just me and a Custard Cream
All three events are free to attend and Westcliff is the only one you need to book for
I had a dream last night that it was just me and a Custard Cream
All three events are free to attend and Westcliff is the only one you need to book for
September 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I really hope some people are going to make it to one of three Essex libraries this week to learn more about romance fraud and say hello 👋
I had a dream last night that it was just me and a Custard Cream
All three events are free to attend and Westcliff is the only one you need to book for
I had a dream last night that it was just me and a Custard Cream
All three events are free to attend and Westcliff is the only one you need to book for
If you live in or near Essex please come and say hi next week:
- Southend (Westcliff library) on 23rd Sep at 6pm
- Thurrock (Gray's library) on 24th Sep at 5.30pm
- Chelmsford library on 25th Sep at 5.30pm
They are all free to come along to, and the only one you need to book for is Westcliff
- Southend (Westcliff library) on 23rd Sep at 6pm
- Thurrock (Gray's library) on 24th Sep at 5.30pm
- Chelmsford library on 25th Sep at 5.30pm
They are all free to come along to, and the only one you need to book for is Westcliff
September 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
If you live in or near Essex please come and say hi next week:
- Southend (Westcliff library) on 23rd Sep at 6pm
- Thurrock (Gray's library) on 24th Sep at 5.30pm
- Chelmsford library on 25th Sep at 5.30pm
They are all free to come along to, and the only one you need to book for is Westcliff
- Southend (Westcliff library) on 23rd Sep at 6pm
- Thurrock (Gray's library) on 24th Sep at 5.30pm
- Chelmsford library on 25th Sep at 5.30pm
They are all free to come along to, and the only one you need to book for is Westcliff
Well, well, well. Here’s a blast from the past
I haven’t heard from this dishy pilot since 2020
Since then I have retrained as a pilot and now want to discuss the mechanics of flying commercial aircraft…
I haven’t heard from this dishy pilot since 2020
Since then I have retrained as a pilot and now want to discuss the mechanics of flying commercial aircraft…
September 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Well, well, well. Here’s a blast from the past
I haven’t heard from this dishy pilot since 2020
Since then I have retrained as a pilot and now want to discuss the mechanics of flying commercial aircraft…
I haven’t heard from this dishy pilot since 2020
Since then I have retrained as a pilot and now want to discuss the mechanics of flying commercial aircraft…
I asked Chat GPT for a photo of me with Keanu Reeves
What I DIDN’T ask for was the extra four stone
What I DIDN’T ask for was the extra four stone
September 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I asked Chat GPT for a photo of me with Keanu Reeves
What I DIDN’T ask for was the extra four stone
What I DIDN’T ask for was the extra four stone
Absolutely thrilled to be doing a mini evening ‘roadshow’ with @essexpoliceuk.bsky.social across three libraries - Southend, Thurrock & Chelmsford
If you’re in or local to Essex and want to come along and say hi, please do so
Equally, please do share this for reach - someone may just be glad of it
If you’re in or local to Essex and want to come along and say hi, please do so
Equally, please do share this for reach - someone may just be glad of it
September 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Absolutely thrilled to be doing a mini evening ‘roadshow’ with @essexpoliceuk.bsky.social across three libraries - Southend, Thurrock & Chelmsford
If you’re in or local to Essex and want to come along and say hi, please do so
Equally, please do share this for reach - someone may just be glad of it
If you’re in or local to Essex and want to come along and say hi, please do so
Equally, please do share this for reach - someone may just be glad of it
Johnny Depp is way less interesting than I thought he’d be so I was about to stop contact, but his last line… 😂😂😂
Definitely worth seeing where this relationship takes me
Definitely worth seeing where this relationship takes me
September 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Johnny Depp is way less interesting than I thought he’d be so I was about to stop contact, but his last line… 😂😂😂
Definitely worth seeing where this relationship takes me
Definitely worth seeing where this relationship takes me
🎉 First review for the new book is in and it’s a goodie:
“I learnt something new on every page. Fifty per cent terrifying, fifty per cent reassuring.
Thanks Jeremy Vine! 🎉
It’s not out until April but you can pre-order it now - amzn.eu/d/hTpbY3Z
“I learnt something new on every page. Fifty per cent terrifying, fifty per cent reassuring.
Thanks Jeremy Vine! 🎉
It’s not out until April but you can pre-order it now - amzn.eu/d/hTpbY3Z
September 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
🎉 First review for the new book is in and it’s a goodie:
“I learnt something new on every page. Fifty per cent terrifying, fifty per cent reassuring.
Thanks Jeremy Vine! 🎉
It’s not out until April but you can pre-order it now - amzn.eu/d/hTpbY3Z
“I learnt something new on every page. Fifty per cent terrifying, fifty per cent reassuring.
Thanks Jeremy Vine! 🎉
It’s not out until April but you can pre-order it now - amzn.eu/d/hTpbY3Z
Gosh. Jason Momoa is a little jumpy…
August 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Gosh. Jason Momoa is a little jumpy…
🎉 YAY 🎉
I now have the links for Amazon and Waterstones to pre-order my new book, The Future of Fraud
It looks at fraud that takes place via AI, crypto, social media and the dark web, and suggests ways we can protect ourselves and one another
amzn.eu/d/cR9qToW
www.waterstones.com/author/becky...
I now have the links for Amazon and Waterstones to pre-order my new book, The Future of Fraud
It looks at fraud that takes place via AI, crypto, social media and the dark web, and suggests ways we can protect ourselves and one another
amzn.eu/d/cR9qToW
www.waterstones.com/author/becky...
August 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
🎉 YAY 🎉
I now have the links for Amazon and Waterstones to pre-order my new book, The Future of Fraud
It looks at fraud that takes place via AI, crypto, social media and the dark web, and suggests ways we can protect ourselves and one another
amzn.eu/d/cR9qToW
www.waterstones.com/author/becky...
I now have the links for Amazon and Waterstones to pre-order my new book, The Future of Fraud
It looks at fraud that takes place via AI, crypto, social media and the dark web, and suggests ways we can protect ourselves and one another
amzn.eu/d/cR9qToW
www.waterstones.com/author/becky...
I could have sworn Jason Momoa works in Budgens but apparently not…
August 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I could have sworn Jason Momoa works in Budgens but apparently not…
My piece about scams in @times magazine got FIVE PAGES today!!
I really hope a lot of readers find it valuable and learn about some of the things to look out for
Keanu would be proud!
I really hope a lot of readers find it valuable and learn about some of the things to look out for
Keanu would be proud!
August 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
My piece about scams in @times magazine got FIVE PAGES today!!
I really hope a lot of readers find it valuable and learn about some of the things to look out for
Keanu would be proud!
I really hope a lot of readers find it valuable and learn about some of the things to look out for
Keanu would be proud!
Long-term sex pest Greg is right, he DOES have the dimensions of a silverback gorilla…
July 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Long-term sex pest Greg is right, he DOES have the dimensions of a silverback gorilla…
I write a fortnightly column for my local paper
I don’t usually share it but I’m making an exception this week because I think this is a nationwide issue (and because I actually made myself laugh writing this one)
Fellas - put a top on in Tesco ffs!
I don’t usually share it but I’m making an exception this week because I think this is a nationwide issue (and because I actually made myself laugh writing this one)
Fellas - put a top on in Tesco ffs!
June 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I write a fortnightly column for my local paper
I don’t usually share it but I’m making an exception this week because I think this is a nationwide issue (and because I actually made myself laugh writing this one)
Fellas - put a top on in Tesco ffs!
I don’t usually share it but I’m making an exception this week because I think this is a nationwide issue (and because I actually made myself laugh writing this one)
Fellas - put a top on in Tesco ffs!
When autocorrect lets you down
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😬
June 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
When autocorrect lets you down
😬
😬
Nothing I do is ever good enough for long-term sex pest Greg
First of all he is very rude about my health and then he doesn’t like my photo
I just don’t know how to please him
😞
First of all he is very rude about my health and then he doesn’t like my photo
I just don’t know how to please him
😞
June 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Nothing I do is ever good enough for long-term sex pest Greg
First of all he is very rude about my health and then he doesn’t like my photo
I just don’t know how to please him
😞
First of all he is very rude about my health and then he doesn’t like my photo
I just don’t know how to please him
😞
Never inform an internet pervert about potato parasites
They don’t like it
They don’t like it
May 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Never inform an internet pervert about potato parasites
They don’t like it
They don’t like it
Take my advice and never ask Keanu Reeves for help when you’re being forced to work down a mine
He’s useless
He’s useless
May 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Take my advice and never ask Keanu Reeves for help when you’re being forced to work down a mine
He’s useless
He’s useless
Long-term sex pest Greg has been trying to impress me with a carrot, but I’m more concerned with his health now that I have diagnosed him with a new condition…
May 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Long-term sex pest Greg has been trying to impress me with a carrot, but I’m more concerned with his health now that I have diagnosed him with a new condition…
In July 2026 my 2nd book will be coming out- ‘The Future of Fraud’
It won’t be funny like the last one but I’ll still be writing in what I hope is an engaging, humorous style
The idea is to get people reading about what fraud is going to look like years from now and beating those vile scammy types
It won’t be funny like the last one but I’ll still be writing in what I hope is an engaging, humorous style
The idea is to get people reading about what fraud is going to look like years from now and beating those vile scammy types
April 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
In July 2026 my 2nd book will be coming out- ‘The Future of Fraud’
It won’t be funny like the last one but I’ll still be writing in what I hope is an engaging, humorous style
The idea is to get people reading about what fraud is going to look like years from now and beating those vile scammy types
It won’t be funny like the last one but I’ll still be writing in what I hope is an engaging, humorous style
The idea is to get people reading about what fraud is going to look like years from now and beating those vile scammy types