Death Star HR Updates
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Please visit us on floor 66 if you require any assistance. We are here to help!
Reminder: any efforts to establish a union will be subject to Order 66.
December 2, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Reminder: any efforts to establish a union will be subject to Order 66.
Bounty hunters are 1099 contractors, not full-time employees. They are not permitted in the bridge unless accompanied by Lord Vader. Thank you!
December 1, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Bounty hunters are 1099 contractors, not full-time employees. They are not permitted in the bridge unless accompanied by Lord Vader. Thank you!
We have received multiple complaints regarding intermittent power outages throughout the facility today. The emperor has been using womp rats for target practice, and mistakingly hit one of the breakers. Techcnicians are on site, and anticipate this to be resolved shortly. Thank u for your patience!
November 28, 2024 at 5:02 AM
We have received multiple complaints regarding intermittent power outages throughout the facility today. The emperor has been using womp rats for target practice, and mistakingly hit one of the breakers. Techcnicians are on site, and anticipate this to be resolved shortly. Thank u for your patience!
In preparation of the Thanksgiving holiday, we will be closing the Death Star at noon on Wednesday to give you ample time to hit the light-speed highways before rush hour. Travel safe!
November 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
In preparation of the Thanksgiving holiday, we will be closing the Death Star at noon on Wednesday to give you ample time to hit the light-speed highways before rush hour. Travel safe!
Do not forget to lock your TIE Fighters before entering the loading dock on foot. We have received several reports of bounty hunters attempting to hot-wire ones left unattended. This is for YOUR safety and of OUR fellow employees :)
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Do not forget to lock your TIE Fighters before entering the loading dock on foot. We have received several reports of bounty hunters attempting to hot-wire ones left unattended. This is for YOUR safety and of OUR fellow employees :)
CPR instructions are now posted next to each entry/exit of the command bridge, in the event Lord Vader’s stranglehold deprives a facility employee of oxygen for too long.
November 21, 2024 at 11:19 PM
CPR instructions are now posted next to each entry/exit of the command bridge, in the event Lord Vader’s stranglehold deprives a facility employee of oxygen for too long.
Please keep your wookiees on a leash unless in the designated play area on floor 32. Thank you!
November 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Please keep your wookiees on a leash unless in the designated play area on floor 32. Thank you!
The emperor kindly requests that during your patrols, you do not stop and stare at the prisoner in Holding Cell 2187. Thank you in advance!
November 20, 2024 at 9:32 PM
The emperor kindly requests that during your patrols, you do not stop and stare at the prisoner in Holding Cell 2187. Thank you in advance!
We kindly request that you continue to recycle, when disposing of your trash. Our dianoga prefers its plastics separate from paper waste, and has complained about having to sort through various deposits lately. Thank you for your future consideration!
November 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
We kindly request that you continue to recycle, when disposing of your trash. Our dianoga prefers its plastics separate from paper waste, and has complained about having to sort through various deposits lately. Thank you for your future consideration!
We will be testing primary ignition today at 14:00 hours. Parking will be available in Sectors 1, 2, 3, and 4 of the facility’s north end, if you’d like to join us in observing. Refreshments and light hors d’oeuvres will be served. Please do NOT park your starships on Jedha, for obvious reasons.
November 18, 2024 at 9:28 PM
We will be testing primary ignition today at 14:00 hours. Parking will be available in Sectors 1, 2, 3, and 4 of the facility’s north end, if you’d like to join us in observing. Refreshments and light hors d’oeuvres will be served. Please do NOT park your starships on Jedha, for obvious reasons.
Due to yet another double-booking of the convention center, Stormtrooper target practice will once again be postponed today. Please remember to include the meeting room ID as the subject line of your Google Calendar reservation to properly process your department’s request. Thank you!
November 18, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Due to yet another double-booking of the convention center, Stormtrooper target practice will once again be postponed today. Please remember to include the meeting room ID as the subject line of your Google Calendar reservation to properly process your department’s request. Thank you!