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Death Secretary
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I simply file away the facts about what you consider fictional worlds.

Variety is the spice of life and death.
I would like to ask why it seems files labeled "Comedy" contains more variety in death than files labeled "Action" or "Horror".
December 14, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Technically counting the amount of deaths is another department's job.
But it does contain a larger variety of deaths.
November 24, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Like minded people stick together.
November 22, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Even for me this death comes as a shock.
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 PM
It means this "film" has ranked higher in kill variety than any of the John Wick "films".
November 14, 2024 at 5:29 PM
File #20620818352496
Reached a rank of 7 out of 10 on our scales.

A "pretty good one" some would say.
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
The "Blood Eagle" while visually impressive does not fall into any of my department's categories.

But I would give it, as some would say a "thumbs up" for variety.
November 14, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Rather a useful bunch with my work.
Sometimes giving a throat slit, a burning, or strangulation.
At the very least often a decapitation for the ones with a sense of showmanship.
November 14, 2024 at 12:17 AM