Eeee! thanks! 🥰

It's no small feat! But your version would be incredible!!
Here's mine! 🩵

Exactly: Mari Lywd. ☺️

Major news sources are owned by the same people who want the world to think that Portland is full of rioting thugs so they can bend the law to their will and make more billions while families starve.

Mine does the same thing and we fight about it. I tell him I could cut the tendon in my hand putting things away and he just says his way is the "right way" which is just him being a stubborn ass

One day when he finds a steak knife jabbed through his pillow he'll say he has no idea why

We’ve heard the stories, but do police actually get help from psychics?

If you're a True Crime fan, this is probably as close as we're ever gonna get. So open your ear holes and your minds cause this case is about to get blown wide open in the strangest of ways.

#spookyseason
#psychicmedium

American funerals are boring
Ever wished there was a way to observe a loved one's passing that didn't involve quietly sobbing in an unfamiliar room with drab pipe organ songs playing to a chorus of wet sniffles?
Join us as we discuss a death party that puts the fun in funeral: Jazz Funerals!

I'm annoyed that EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE is open at 9am for people like you.
Let us goths have this ONE THING.

(Memento Mori is open earlier btw)

⚠️ Warning: Contains existential dread, flamingo fluids, and silliness.

🎧 Listen if you like:
✅ Nature that’s terrifying
✅ Birds with salty nose-fountains (?!)
✅ Dark humor & spooky facts
✅ Bizarre science you can’t believe is real

🎙️ Episode 25: The Deadly Red Lake That Turns Animals To Stone
🔗 Link in bio or wherever you get your podcasts

The Deadly Red Lake That Turns Animals to Stone, is 100% real, 100% metal, and possibly 92% cursed.

In this week’s Death Party Podcast, we investigate the science, the murderiness, and the utter weirdness of one of nature’s most hardcore lakes.

(Cont...)

Something wrong with his heart? Suits him.

Here's hoping he dies painfully 🥂

there should be a dance-off to win the rights to purchase it
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💀 How many lives have been claimed by this freak of nature?

🥩 Why does the water look like a steak?!.. and also why is steak so dang delicious?

Listen at DeathPartyPodcast.com or wherever you get your podcasts 🎧
(🔗 in bio!)

In this episode we dive into the lethal weirdness of Lake Natron, where nothing should survive, and yet thousands of flamingos somehow treat it like a flamingo baby daycare center(!) 🍼🐣🍼

Join us as we ask the big questions:

🤘 How are these birds so metal?

👻 Can water be haunted?

Some are far better at killing the crap out of local wildlife 🔪and even melting faces or making your corneas fall right off! 😱

Yet one surprising animal has adapted remarkably well to a particularly harsh environment, and even breeds new life there. ⁉️🦩⁉️

Listen to Toothsome Terrors In The Tributaries, Deadly River Monsters! and find out what horrors await you on your next summertime water adventure!
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😂😂😂
Going to imagine this every time I see those stupid f***ing hand gestures now.

Thank you for your service.