Rahadin the Chamberlain
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Rahadin the Chamberlain
@deathlychoir.bsky.social
In the service of Master Strahd || Ravenloft Parody Account || He/Him
Did you go over the union paperwork I left on your throne? I also left a copy on your pipe organ. And a copy in your crypt. And in your cloak closet.
January 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
… I appreciate the sentiment and will surely make great use of it.
December 27, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I understand Kartakass has an interesting nightlife, I think I will take my vacation time there. Thank you kindly, my king.

Also, the return of the castle’s china is also much appreciated.
December 26, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Hm, gingerbread. I will have to return the favor in kind, Master Sergei.
December 26, 2024 at 2:24 AM
It is simply for logistics. I'd rather not be strung up by my ears should Master Strahd find unregulated decorations around the castle.

The trick really is to convince him it was his idea in the first place.
December 21, 2024 at 11:58 AM
I apologize for my absence, as I was taking some of the paid time off I've accumulated over the centuries.

The coffee isn't stale, it's... -sighs and takes out a note card to read off of-... de-coffinated.

It's being forced to make these puns that really is pushing me further into unionizing.
December 21, 2024 at 11:50 AM
... I'm taking the rest of my PTO now.
December 21, 2024 at 11:44 AM
... knowledge does not denote skill I'm afraid.
December 15, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I have floated the ideas to some of the others, and so far Mr. Lipsiege has been amenable. One can only be chained to a desk and crunch the numbers to keep Master Strahd's cloak account out of the red for so long.

I asked Mr. Belview, but he only yipped and whined at me. Perhaps it was a yes?
December 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Ah, the master is more interested in… bipedal meals. Then again, the werewolves might be amenable to the… casserole.
December 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
I am, unfortunately, well aware.

I have started to consider unionizing.
December 13, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Hm, understandable.

It depends on the amount you ingest, and for how long. The more you absorb, the... "angrier" your blood tastes. Make of that what you will.
December 13, 2024 at 12:15 AM
... Are you referring to your elder brother as a mosquito?
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I have not been offered the change, though I likely would not accept it if I was.
December 12, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Please wait until you're fully cured from the resurrection sickness before you use destructive magic inside the castle, I beg of you.
December 11, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Did it have to be so... incendiary?
December 11, 2024 at 9:36 PM
There may be canine aspects as well, I haven't pried too deeply.

There are some things one cannot unlearn.
December 11, 2024 at 8:54 PM