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Patricia
@deathexuberance.bsky.social
I write and stare at strangers.
The peen buttah eenit
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Peener butt what
October 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They are the very least could have asked follow up questions the day there was no cereal and she chose to eat her youghurt plain. Because we also have oatmeal, granola, bread and all sorts of other stuff. But that wouldn't have fit their narrative.
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It's not nice when they turn in several reports in a month and it's about cereal and whether we can afford electricity just because we only run the dishwasher once a day, or because she put her own hair up and it looked messy.
Give me something digestible. Stupid shit gets spit back up.
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fouettes!!!!

Or, how to spin yourself into a wall and fall out a window.
I don't know how people survive those things. They just go and go and go and somehow land on their feet after all 32?
Like...HOW???????
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It keeps changing so much, I love it!!! I get excited😂😅
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I thought about it approx two seconds after I put my card number in and clicked pay lol. I thought wait, where did it say it was sending the package? Arghhhh.
Usually there are options but that might be the closest place cause its DHL and not our usual PostNord and blah blah.
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Wait, I would tittie print for breast cancer awareness. This is genius. Why isn't this a thing already?
October 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I can appreciate fashion as art, and people are no less ridiculous when buying paintings, but because paintings are not worn on the body, it is seen as different. I don't think that it is different at all.

Art-brains spectacles, determined to be important by humans, while humans starve. Da fuck!
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yes!!!! This sounds more like it.
The original argument didn't hold, so other irrelevant arguments were brought up, which on their own are very weak, but are added to justify the first one.
Because two, three and four, minor but could be correct, it means first one must be too.
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Catching up. Red herring would be used to change direction or divert attention I think but it also makes sense. I mean more like...hmm, I suck at explaining😅
I'll read the rest of what you wrote.
October 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'll be peacefully walking into the ocean playing Beethoven 😌😌😌
September 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hey, I need a membership there.

Or, do I.

Ok, I have to think about this.
September 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
🤣🤣🤣
I've heard about spotted dick, or I would have been like SARAH!!!! And passed out in 30 languages.
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
But the dick jokes were so good🫣

Also, good advice.
September 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Charming, is it not? A genetic miracle🤣
September 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It didn't get on me thankfully or my heart would have checked out. It was one of those "I open my eyes and something is staring at me at too close a distance, that really should not be staring at me from that distance"😅
Oh mosquitoes bzz bzz bzz😣
September 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Seriously this house is like a spider castle or something. I need to do something about it , cause I thought I got used to it after one disappeared into my shirt off the curtain when I fixed it. But this? No, no...bed is sacred ground,screw that.
September 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My kiddo caught onto me saying that, because I forget to filter myself and think out loud. So, while she does not understand the meaning of what I said, I have now heard the word butthole 300 times since yesterday. Each time we play now she says "I'M SNIFFING YOUR BUTT MOM"
Parenting eh😬😬😬
September 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I knooooow😭😭😭

Hey, it got smashed by a boober. There are worse way to die mmmk.....in my shitty defense....

No, I got it with my arm😭😭😭
September 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM