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Lizzerbeams McWallace
@deathbypandas.bsky.social
Cat mom, witch, and all around weirdo.
I kind of wish I knew a dentist personally. I have a need for human teeth.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Gus Gus ruined my Sylvanas bag. What a way to end the year...
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I found what I can only describe as the world's most perfect toy for my husband for Yule. And then I checked the price and died from shock.
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Looks like my birthday present won't be here in time. Or maybe ever. Sigh.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Nobody hates an IP like its own fan base... Toxic fandoms are the common place it seems and it just makes me angry.
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Stinky sneeze.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Small changes that feel amazing. Finally getting to use the closer outlet to my bed. No more long ass cables all over the floor!
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
I really need to just stop helping people.
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thought I got Whammed today but thankfully the game doesn't start until Monday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Who knew that life's final boss would be a rolled up chair mat?
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Today, I scared Gus Gus by dropping a hanger. I can't with this cat sometimes.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I've been playing a lot of @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com lately. When I'm not in raid, it's been a huge boon to my mental health. I truly have missed this game. (Raiding is fun, don't get me wrong. But damn does it stress me out at times)
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I genuinely hate that I can't afford to buy my friends their groceries when SNAP goes down next month. I feel like a failure.
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Imma need that "second moon" we just found to pay Earth an intimate visit here soon. Like full on planetary reset kind of thing.
October 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Water is so gross. Gag.
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Book publishers should not be allowed to publish books in a series and not make the books match in style.
October 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Package says incoming on USPS. No company name, no sender name. Just, oh hey, you got something inbound. Helpful.
September 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm barely holding on at this point. I'm trying to find the happiness in life but I'm failing daily. I'm tired. Tired of being sad. Tired of being constantly overwhelmed and fatigued. Tired of being here in this shit country with this shit life. I'm just over it. I can't do this anymore.
September 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Me: *gives fur babies 10 new mices to play with*
Fur babies: *plays with dried up noodle on kitchen floor*
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So apparently the rapture is tomorrow? Who knew. Guess that means all of today's extra calories don't count!
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My shower conversations with myself are getting rough.
September 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Hours and hours of pouring over articles on the Israeli and Palestinian conflict and I still don't think either side is not in the wrong. Politics are stupid.
September 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Bad people deserve all the bad things that happen to them. Sorry not sorry.
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM