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deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Just in case that bullshit is happening over here too. ⬇️
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Not Sorry
Since Dem leadership & it's media lackeys have done everything possible to screw Mamdani, should he lose today, I'm never voting Dem again. My vote today for Prop 1 will likely be the last I ever waste time casting. I've watched this LIE of VBNMW play already, too many times. Whenever it's a progressive candidate, they aren't "real Dems". 🙄 Never again can the Party come before the People. There is no grace left for Dem cowardice. There is no grace left for Dem fake feminism. There is no grace left for Dem Islamaphobia. Bernie, a decade ago, was the best time to correct course. Zohran is the last chance to correct course.
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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TW: 🍍 on 🍕
3 slices of Pineapple & Bacon pizza Unnecessary close-up of pineapple & bacon pizza.
October 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Thought crimes stage...
September 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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😏
The saying used to go: "live a life that would have Westboro Baptist picket your funeral." We may have to update that one to: "live a life that would land you on a conservative doxx list." (Visual: Loki - "Just Sayin...")
September 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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👇👏🔥
September 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Not sorry
No, don't fucking clap. The response from California to Texas gerrymandering isn't the right one, it's simply the only play left. Dems have capitulated and compromised for decades with people they knew weren't negotiating in good faith, while waging open war on the Left for having the audacity to demand more than the goddamn bare minimum. Now, you face a potential Party extinction event and the only arrow left in the quiver is to match fascist, undemocratic actions with fascist, undemocratic actions. Even if you figure out how to win this, you've lost your soul. You jetisoned your morals and ethics and permanently moved the goal posts onto the GOP's field. Don't applaud bc the Party finally grew a spine out of pure desperation. Hang your damn heads bc you allowed it to get to this.
August 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Just gonna hoist this up like a flag of honor.
Imagine listing me as MAGA. 🙄
Fucking 🤡s.
August 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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New badge on honor unlocked.
August 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
⬇️
"The VBNMW are very mad bc people are having to audacity to tell them where their candidate lines of disqualification are 3 yrs ahead, so they can avoid a candidate that crosses them. Instead the VBNMW are mad that they won't simply accept whatever candidate VBNMW sticks them with. Feel free to leave words like privilege and entitlement out of your mouths, while you ignore any voices asking for more, telling you whats necessary to earn their votes, esp when you have YEARS to adjust." (Visual: Earn Votes of Fuck Off)
August 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Well,that explains some 💩...
(All of them have me listed as MAGA, which means none of them have actually read my page)🙄🤣
August 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
🤣...Talk about lost...🙄
#Bye
"Kamala Harris News" followed you
July 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Just sayin...
If the "national security" of your country requires protecting pedos to keep it from collapsing, it deserves to be destroyed. [Gif: Teddy saying: "Good Talk".
July 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Since 💩libs are already demanding we bow in fealty to Newsome in '28:
Earn Votes or Fuck Off
July 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Just sayin...
Reaction meme: Top- "Kicking 17M off Medicaid" Bottom- "Potentially creating 17M Luigis"
July 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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😏
"Be kind to those weirdos wearing masks in 2025. Because it will be one of them scattering your ashes."
June 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Chrome Buddhai wishes you the Friday you deserve. 🙏🏴‍☠️
A meditating chrome Buddhai statue rests atop a boulder, nestled amongst a grotto of light green fern. Side view of a meditating chrome Buddhai statue resting atop a boulder, nestled amongst a grotto of light green fern.
June 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Believe women....except if they accuse your team or you think it might affect your taxes...
June 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Once again, your ethical consistency speaks volumes... and none of it is good.
"I don't want to hwar a goddamn word from any Dem supporting Cuomo, about womens rights ever again" [Picture of Ronald McDonald] "Pardon My McLanguage, but what the deep fried mcfuck was that?"
June 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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🤡s
Dems welcoming Elno into the Big Tent is the only reminder needed that they have no morals or ethics.
June 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Just sayin...
Blocking people does not create an "echochamber". 🙄 There are millions of ppl of this site. Refusing to let bad faith actors peddle their bullshit on your page is not in any way problematic. Toxic people pissed they can't be toxic in your space, is a THEM problem, not a You problem.
June 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Just sayin...
"Lesser evil", as dictated by its name, has already crossed the line of disqualification by being evil. All you're doing after that is arguing levels of depravity between unqualified positions. You've exposed you have no redlines and your moral/ethical goalposts are picked up and moved to whatever field satisfies your bias. [Gif of simple figure hitting another over head w/a bat. Captioned: "Bonk"]
May 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Just sayin...
Imagine claiming you work hard and earn what you get, then get caught using Gen AI to write your books... Imagine that same person talks down to REAL authors about their lack of success, while their success is actually predicated on theft from those very same REAL authors... Imagine REAL authors and readers boycotting and calling out frauds like that, bc they deserve nothing short of public embarrassment and reputation destruction...
May 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Just sayin...
Unpopular opinion: stop blaming tiktok for the fact you failed as a parent.
May 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
deathbymonkies.bsky.social
Hell No
"Congress hasn't gotten a raise in years." 1. Congress doesn't deserve a fucking raise. 2. Both Chambers make over $170K/yr. If you can't make ends meet at that amount, imagine how a min wage worker (who actually does their job) making $15K before taxes feels. If it were left to me, Congress wouldn't get paid at all, bc every goddamn one of you have failed miserably at doing your fucking job.
May 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM