There is a chance I know my wife well.

This is the kind of romantic talk I live for.

At least we match.

Dinner at a fancy place with wife. Yes I finished off her salad.

That's just Arrakis. I'm fucking living in Arrakis.

[Thinks about the time I beat the shit out of someone with a chair because he sat in the one my twin was using and wouldn't give it back so I just ripped it out from underneath him] FUCK

My student gave me a knockoff Labubu today.

Strange things happen to my wife all the time, but this is the fucking strangest recently.

My bedroom is FINALLY fucking getting close to being finished. The bed needs to go back because the inner draw is fucking broken, but for now... good enough.

If you look up the word "problematic" in the dictionary, you'll find this picture: (/j)

Is this man a hardcore dom daddy or a service top who has to be told "harder" every three seconds. Discuss.

Fuck you. Being problematic alone is sexy. My proof:

I DON'T NEED GUARDING

#promosky

--> Feyd/Feud × 28
--> DID Syshost
--> Just a dog full of anger issues
--> Won't shut up about my wife: @desertmouse.needs.dog
--> Sometimes I play Dune: Awakening & League
--> Pokémon, horror games & analog horror

Find me on egge: @iskaryote

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