Gay doms being disappointed visiting the bottomless pit

It’s crazy that one person can ruin a name forever, like you never meet anyone named the Zodiac Killer anymore

Barstool Baghdad House Of Wisdom

Improvised Explosive Diarrhea

High-fiving my landlord because I thought “eviction notice” said “erection notice”

I think Kissinger was just trying to see if he could outlive Hell itself

They arrested trans shaggy :(