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Haley
@dearesthaley.com
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they/them - 27 - poet & participatory artist - disabled & silly - dearesthaley.com -

need alt text or video described? just @ me and i’ll help!

adult topics discussed, no nsfw -> @haley.fun for that
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he reminds me of the crocodile wedding officiant from the shrek books
picture of a book of shrek gettjng married to “whatever this thing is”. no preist would officiate because god hated shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile.
May 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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i love the sea of stars update my HEART 😭💕#infinitynikki
nikki and nikki are in a big seashell with a dark, moody blue background nikki and nikki, one wearing snowy ballad and the other the other 5 star banner, are looking at the stars
May 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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just restarted my animal crossing island and tom nook coughed up the most cursed duo it could #acnh
a doodle on paper, resting on a green cutting mat. the doodle is of muffy and bud from animal crossing. muffy is a lolita styled sheep, and bud is a guy fieri lookin’ lion, with a pineapple shirt on
April 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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enjoyers of #invertefest will surely enjoy this 10ft sculpture of a leopard slug i made
April 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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opening up every tiny metal house for teabags in my mum’s house like it’s blue prince (it was this one btw)
i’m pointing at a metal house shaped container with a banner on it that says “az wright & compy general groceries”. it is next to a marmite container, an hourglass. and a ceramic minimalist house with rainbow colours. it is on a metal shelf
April 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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it’s settings, then accessibility, then the top option there!
a picture of the settings described
April 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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pre-assembling two dozen boxes to pack up my stuff makes me feel like someone did a physics simulation in blender right next to my bed
a very haphazard stack of open small cardboard boxes, in the background there’s a kallax unit and a big window
April 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Replying with Alt Text added because I want people to find and see this:
a surprised looking robot is spotted holding a screwdriver and reading a robot repair manual. they have a spherical head and a curvy body, with one of their legs having been replaced akin to a prosthetic. they have heels, no eyes, white gloves, and antenna with a signal travelling between them. there is a light screwed into their posterior.
April 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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this one absolutely deserves alt text so i’ll do it for you
a sly and cute looking bart (from the simpsons) graffiti vaguely in the shape of a gummi bear. the body has two breasts with large nippleless areolas. barts eyes are very large with big irises and have two very tiny eyebrows above them. bart underneath is the text “titty bart” as well as a number of other graffiti doodles, including two blue smiley faces and a heart, as well as a yellow creature face.
April 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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i’m gonna miss living so close to all of these independent businesses, but paying gentrification rent in starmer’s britain seems dense af
a half eaten sausage roll taken in the park, it’s a fancy one, and the grass is very green.
April 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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ok so i may be a little bit too hype for game changer

sam reich mii time
A badly taken photo of a nintendo 3ds showing a mii of Sam Reich in the game tomodachi life. the mii has been given the traits energetic and charmer.
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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As part of the #ResearchZineJam hosted by the lovely @hmooncreates.bsky.social and paladinbaby, I put together a lil zine about my anxieties about research and how, maybe, I'm a researcher after all. Very fun doodles in this one. Check it out on Itch! dearesthaley.itch.io/research-is-...
Front cover of the zine- features a parody of "The Scream" by Edvard Munch with a slug in a labcoat, as well as the title and author of the text in speech bubbles by two slugs looking at bookshelves. The speech bubbles say "Research is Scary!" and "By Haley", with a cute slug emoji next to my name. The text reads "I have a thesis. I've been a researcher this whole time!" with the drawing being of a sluggified Sam Reich on the Game Changer tv Show set.
February 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Have you tried Skatebird?
It’s the Skatebird logo, which has a red bird doing a kickflip wearing yellow headphones
February 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Thank you so much for making a limited number available at no cost to us kobolds, it has been tough and I have no coin but you can have this picture my boyfriend drew (but i'm gonna show him the zine too that's fair)
January 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Hi! I'm Haley, a poet and participatory artist from Newcastle upon Tyne. Basically, I help people share what they care about.

Right now, I'm kinda going through it, so I'm focusing my work in the digital and VR spaces (centering Resonite) and exploring async collaboration. Enquiries welcome!
January 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM