Emily Caulfield
@dearem.bsky.social
Writer illustrator dildotante
ETSY : https://www.etsy.com/shop/ReallyGreatDrawings
PATREON : https://www.patreon.com/DearEmily?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
ETSY : https://www.etsy.com/shop/ReallyGreatDrawings
PATREON : https://www.patreon.com/DearEmily?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
How I feel when I draw the S thing
April 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
How I feel when I draw the S thing
I knew we were in trouble ten years ago because in 2015 people were wearing shirts that said stuff like "buckle up buttercup don't make me flip my bitch switch"
March 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I knew we were in trouble ten years ago because in 2015 people were wearing shirts that said stuff like "buckle up buttercup don't make me flip my bitch switch"
Finding out casual acquaintances are rich bc they're egg pilled and yolk posting
March 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Finding out casual acquaintances are rich bc they're egg pilled and yolk posting
Telling commitment phobic men I have a terminal illness so they'll date me
February 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Telling commitment phobic men I have a terminal illness so they'll date me
Who decided socks are going to cost at minimum $14 a pair
February 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who decided socks are going to cost at minimum $14 a pair
It must feel so good as a bird to fly in a V with all your bird friends
February 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It must feel so good as a bird to fly in a V with all your bird friends
Can young rich widows please stop falling for the hunky yet tortured detectives investigating their husbands' mysterious deaths?
February 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can young rich widows please stop falling for the hunky yet tortured detectives investigating their husbands' mysterious deaths?
Can I do my laundry at your friend's friend's superbowl party I love Kendrick Lamar and football and dip
February 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Can I do my laundry at your friend's friend's superbowl party I love Kendrick Lamar and football and dip
Is it ok to do nothing but read novels for 12 hours a day for 3 days in a row am I depressed avoidant or living a dream
February 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Is it ok to do nothing but read novels for 12 hours a day for 3 days in a row am I depressed avoidant or living a dream
Idk why we expect anything better when we live in a world where people with perfect eyesight will pretend not to see you coming on the sidewalk so they don't have to move slightly out of the way
February 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Idk why we expect anything better when we live in a world where people with perfect eyesight will pretend not to see you coming on the sidewalk so they don't have to move slightly out of the way
The last three men I've dated had meltdowns when I asked what their birthdays were. I don't give a fuck about your chart I'm just trying to learn basic knowable info about someone who could be inside me. Fuck all the astrology girlies for weakening an already vulnerable species
January 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The last three men I've dated had meltdowns when I asked what their birthdays were. I don't give a fuck about your chart I'm just trying to learn basic knowable info about someone who could be inside me. Fuck all the astrology girlies for weakening an already vulnerable species
January rent should be free because new year
January 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
January rent should be free because new year
In 2025 I'm only listening to traditional broadcast radio
December 31, 2024 at 3:17 PM
In 2025 I'm only listening to traditional broadcast radio
I actually think it was Kanye and Kim's break up that ripped a hole in the time space continuum and that's why everythings so bad now
December 31, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I actually think it was Kanye and Kim's break up that ripped a hole in the time space continuum and that's why everythings so bad now
I don't know how we expect to solve any geopolitical crisis if people can't even manage to stay in their own fucking lane on the road
December 31, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I don't know how we expect to solve any geopolitical crisis if people can't even manage to stay in their own fucking lane on the road
Full of the lord's rage today
December 30, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Full of the lord's rage today
Has anyone's smoke alarm started chirping during the day even once in the history of man
December 13, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Has anyone's smoke alarm started chirping during the day even once in the history of man
#shoheiohtani lover? #dodgers freak?? General fan of sport? Look at this drawing I made !
December 13, 2024 at 2:33 AM
#shoheiohtani lover? #dodgers freak?? General fan of sport? Look at this drawing I made !
Are there bones in the McRib?
December 11, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Are there bones in the McRib?
This summer I made a Nathan for You inspired zine and I just put it up on Etsy!! Link in bio for really great holidays gifts
December 3, 2024 at 6:33 PM
This summer I made a Nathan for You inspired zine and I just put it up on Etsy!! Link in bio for really great holidays gifts
Cybersex Monday?? Please go to my Etsy or Instagram and buy some art from a woman
December 2, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Cybersex Monday?? Please go to my Etsy or Instagram and buy some art from a woman
I want to get hit by that bus that kills you
December 2, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I want to get hit by that bus that kills you
What it feels like to be attracted to men 😭
November 27, 2024 at 7:40 PM
What it feels like to be attracted to men 😭