Dear Buttface
@dearbuttface.bsky.social
Look out, ladies.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Look out, ladies.
Oh, SPOTY, my SPOTY 🫡
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh, SPOTY, my SPOTY 🫡
Start playing Guerra. I bet in less that 4 months he can get a goal or two.
September 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Start playing Guerra. I bet in less that 4 months he can get a goal or two.
Hell yeah lazytown. My kids watched the heck out of that show.
March 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hell yeah lazytown. My kids watched the heck out of that show.
He's wearing that Sean Spicer fit.
Probably wondering if he'll last any longer than him.
Probably wondering if he'll last any longer than him.
February 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He's wearing that Sean Spicer fit.
Probably wondering if he'll last any longer than him.
Probably wondering if he'll last any longer than him.
Someone call the bar and see if he’s avail.
January 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Someone call the bar and see if he’s avail.
They should worry about gettin some GED in there, at minimum.
January 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
They should worry about gettin some GED in there, at minimum.
Any other issues you’d like him to include in his thank you to fire fighters or else he’s a bad guy? Flint water crisis? Republican gerrymandering? Airline industry carbon footprint?
January 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Any other issues you’d like him to include in his thank you to fire fighters or else he’s a bad guy? Flint water crisis? Republican gerrymandering? Airline industry carbon footprint?
So he probably just forgot he said when elected that he wouldn’t run again?
December 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
So he probably just forgot he said when elected that he wouldn’t run again?
That trot time was measured in Scaramuccis
December 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM
That trot time was measured in Scaramuccis
Orville Ringenbacher
December 17, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Orville Ringenbacher
I was looking for info on some settings and wound up on r/Mastodon and some guy said “I always log out when not using the app” and than pretty well summed up my impression of the user base.
December 16, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I was looking for info on some settings and wound up on r/Mastodon and some guy said “I always log out when not using the app” and than pretty well summed up my impression of the user base.
Hey that’s a Portland Santa! Our kids have years of pics with him. That’s all 👋
December 14, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Hey that’s a Portland Santa! Our kids have years of pics with him. That’s all 👋
Was pro-oven until I started throwing my skillet on the BBQ outside and stopped smelling up our house and clothes for the whole day. So basically outdoor oven, but still skillet.
December 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Was pro-oven until I started throwing my skillet on the BBQ outside and stopped smelling up our house and clothes for the whole day. So basically outdoor oven, but still skillet.
If you stored them in there dirty to clear up counter space, you get a bonus game of “Do you smell something burning?”!
December 9, 2024 at 9:20 PM
If you stored them in there dirty to clear up counter space, you get a bonus game of “Do you smell something burning?”!
If you wanna talk about being a rube, I fell in love with the Mets in 86 and decided they were my team. I have no problem equivocating just one more year of wild competitive imbalance. Just one. Please.
December 9, 2024 at 8:28 AM
If you wanna talk about being a rube, I fell in love with the Mets in 86 and decided they were my team. I have no problem equivocating just one more year of wild competitive imbalance. Just one. Please.