@deango.bsky.social
Not sure what I’m doing here, but eh… hanging anyway.
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deango.bsky.social
@deango.bsky.social
· May 29
Not pinning any of my skeets because they all suck.
New bird at the feeder. I don’t think it’s there for sunflower seeds though.
August 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
New bird at the feeder. I don’t think it’s there for sunflower seeds though.
Dogs were going nuts. I don’t know why. It wants to be like you, guys.
August 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dogs were going nuts. I don’t know why. It wants to be like you, guys.
Neighbors need to mow…
July 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Neighbors need to mow…
Can I park in the handicap spot at the optometrist? I mean, there’s a reason I’m there…
July 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can I park in the handicap spot at the optometrist? I mean, there’s a reason I’m there…
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One of the coolest things you can be is nice to other people for no reason
July 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
One of the coolest things you can be is nice to other people for no reason
Absolutely love the lightening bug time of year…
July 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Absolutely love the lightening bug time of year…
Pretty good description, so informative…
July 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pretty good description, so informative…
It’s 1:30 PM July 12th and someone is setting of fireworks.
Happy July 12th afternoon, or whatever…
Happy July 12th afternoon, or whatever…
July 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It’s 1:30 PM July 12th and someone is setting of fireworks.
Happy July 12th afternoon, or whatever…
Happy July 12th afternoon, or whatever…
Goddamn, I’m at that point of life where I’m anticipating a new pair of glasses.
July 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Goddamn, I’m at that point of life where I’m anticipating a new pair of glasses.
I swear, it seems like life is trying to kill me…
July 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I swear, it seems like life is trying to kill me…
Facebook:”Haha, check out this meme from fifteen years ago.”
X:”Argue with me, motherfucker!”
Bluesky:”Butthole…”
X:”Argue with me, motherfucker!”
Bluesky:”Butthole…”
July 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Facebook:”Haha, check out this meme from fifteen years ago.”
X:”Argue with me, motherfucker!”
Bluesky:”Butthole…”
X:”Argue with me, motherfucker!”
Bluesky:”Butthole…”
“It’s so hot, turn the A/C down more .”
That’s not how it works 🤦
That’s not how it works 🤦
July 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“It’s so hot, turn the A/C down more .”
That’s not how it works 🤦
That’s not how it works 🤦
Yay, or something…
July 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Yay, or something…
Ok, fellow redneck guys, I understand your patriotism and your inability to read or count, but…it’s July 5th. Y’all didn’t know to set your fireworks off yesterday? Today is just,,, the 5th of July.
July 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ok, fellow redneck guys, I understand your patriotism and your inability to read or count, but…it’s July 5th. Y’all didn’t know to set your fireworks off yesterday? Today is just,,, the 5th of July.
My guard dog.
Come at me.
He’ll put all 8 teeth in ya,
Unless he’s scared or cold.
Come at me.
He’ll put all 8 teeth in ya,
Unless he’s scared or cold.
July 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My guard dog.
Come at me.
He’ll put all 8 teeth in ya,
Unless he’s scared or cold.
Come at me.
He’ll put all 8 teeth in ya,
Unless he’s scared or cold.
Thanks to my dad, I can take a shower in less than 10 minutes.
Apparently the Viet Cong could kill me while I was naked and vulnerable in Ohio.
Apparently the Viet Cong could kill me while I was naked and vulnerable in Ohio.
July 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Thanks to my dad, I can take a shower in less than 10 minutes.
Apparently the Viet Cong could kill me while I was naked and vulnerable in Ohio.
Apparently the Viet Cong could kill me while I was naked and vulnerable in Ohio.
I could’ve monetized on this years ago…
Fart Walks Are So Stinkin' Hot Right Now — Here's How To Do It — HuffPost
It's exactly what you think it is, and it's actually recommended by gastroenterologists.
apple.news
July 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I could’ve monetized on this years ago…