Ha ha ha! I think a fried egg would have worked better!

It will. Because I've been drinking the paint thinner and using it to clean my brushes.

Yes but very bad ones. Actually I think I still have half a bottle of Lidl own brand advocaat buried somewhere in a cupboard, that might work in my favour.

There will come a time where you have to completely give up and come marry me. Yipeee! I come with my own dog and bungalow but no other redeeming features whatsoever.

😂😂

Ben, ah remember those times. Still, looking back I have aged like a fine cheap 2 litre bottle of Lightning Jack cider.

I always thought it was a man with a slight cold. I'm sure I'm right about that.