Clint Barton
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Clint Barton
@deafenedarcher.bsky.social
And if I miss, it means I'm just another dude with a bow. It means I've been fooling myself this whole time. And that's why I never miss. (parody, minors dni)
What? No, you don't have to do that!
January 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I usually have some here, so no.
January 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I don't have any, Lucky found them last week and ate all of them.
January 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I was just trying to eat the wrap I brought home from the bodega! How does that have anything to do with my cat handling abilities??
January 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Oh, yeah, he doesn't like to think about that. He still has bad dreams sometimes about her and Bucky in SHIELD quarantine with that alien virus.

He pouts but sits back down anyway, grabbing another tissue to blow his nose.
December 25, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Must be nice to never get sick.

"Soup? Oh, what did I do to deserve—"

Aaaand more coughing.
December 25, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Ah, futz.

He rolls himself off the couch and to his feet, having a coughing fit halfway to the door but still electing to open it for her.

"Hey."
December 25, 2024 at 8:43 AM