Dead Robot 🇨🇦
@deadrobot.bsky.social
A 501st Sandtrooper/Tusken Raider/Bridge Officer, married to a dude. Quokka on the streets, Sloth in the sheets.
Was 100% ready to buy a new drone today.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Was 100% ready to buy a new drone today.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
Bought a car instead.
Now super poor. Will be living in it.
Day 3 of round-the-clock streetcar track repair. It’s 3am, right outside my window.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Day 3 of round-the-clock streetcar track repair. It’s 3am, right outside my window.
My niece is in Tunisia and has made it to the Prequels Tatooine sets. I have never felt prouder.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My niece is in Tunisia and has made it to the Prequels Tatooine sets. I have never felt prouder.
Happy Life Day. Every Star Wars, no matter how bad, has value. Just look at Han’s lips, nose and cheekbones
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy Life Day. Every Star Wars, no matter how bad, has value. Just look at Han’s lips, nose and cheekbones
One of us is extinct. The other is a flightless bird
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One of us is extinct. The other is a flightless bird
We did that Thursday my heart can’t take much more
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We did that Thursday my heart can’t take much more
My husband’s final stage of transformation into a French Canadian
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My husband’s final stage of transformation into a French Canadian
Fun fact: In the Carrefour Angrignon Mall there’s a #illCallHimBitey.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fun fact: In the Carrefour Angrignon Mall there’s a #illCallHimBitey.
Renaud-Bray bookstores give me anxiety levels of choice.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Renaud-Bray bookstores give me anxiety levels of choice.
Sure you can see awesome murals anywhere but are they of squirrels?
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sure you can see awesome murals anywhere but are they of squirrels?
Good night Montreal
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Good night Montreal
Co-worker: hey let’s go to the observatory deck for our one-on-one.
Me: (sudden crippling fear of heights as the light fixtures gently swayed)
Co-worker: hey we’re nearly level with the CN Tower!
Me: (sudden crippling fear of heights as the light fixtures gently swayed)
Co-worker: hey we’re nearly level with the CN Tower!
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Co-worker: hey let’s go to the observatory deck for our one-on-one.
Me: (sudden crippling fear of heights as the light fixtures gently swayed)
Co-worker: hey we’re nearly level with the CN Tower!
Me: (sudden crippling fear of heights as the light fixtures gently swayed)
Co-worker: hey we’re nearly level with the CN Tower!
Happy anniversary my dear husband. 19 years. Thats the average age of pool boys, hired by 60yr old men in Palm Springs
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Happy anniversary my dear husband. 19 years. Thats the average age of pool boys, hired by 60yr old men in Palm Springs
Excited! Got our post-Xmas Lucha Libre tickets!
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Excited! Got our post-Xmas Lucha Libre tickets!
Those of us lucky enough to meet animatronic Mickey at WDW pre pandemic
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Those of us lucky enough to meet animatronic Mickey at WDW pre pandemic
I better hurry before the house is converted to Xmas.
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I better hurry before the house is converted to Xmas.
Shots of dejected fans at the Roger’s Centre mirror my face when I finished watching “The Rise of Skywalker”
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Shots of dejected fans at the Roger’s Centre mirror my face when I finished watching “The Rise of Skywalker”
Let’s go, game 7!!
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Let’s go, game 7!!
Inside you is a pack of wolves.
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Inside you is a pack of wolves.
You, me, a bowl of chips and what game?
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You, me, a bowl of chips and what game?
Super busy on Church Street. Maybe a bad idea to try to walk it.
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Super busy on Church Street. Maybe a bad idea to try to walk it.
Back to Montreal soon. Last time before the new year.
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Back to Montreal soon. Last time before the new year.
If you’re curious…
October 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you’re curious…
Just bought. I may look dorky in it but at least I’ll look Jedi Dorky.
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just bought. I may look dorky in it but at least I’ll look Jedi Dorky.
Get yourself a man…
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Get yourself a man…