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Deadpool E. Ohmygawdnothimagainaminski
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HEY YOU..!! Umokay, WEIRD!
I’m being held ransom by a cult in CA & their 3ft tall billionaire anthropomorphic rodent guru wants 4 TRILLION or he’s gonna “Neverland Ranch my ass like he did Jackson”.

Can someone call Ryan Reynolds?
Thanks a pantload.🙃🙏
Falls under “Interdepartmental memo for Americans MAGA didn’t read”.

Here’s a lil’ 80’s “G.I. JOE” cartoon PSA for ya: Most greedy assclowns with over $1 million ALREADY cheated a whole buncha somebody’s out of something somewhere to GET IT & have to cheat AGAIN to KEEP IT. 🫵😃🖕 #PayYourTaxesAsshole
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
RW SM influencer ass-clowns are making as if it’s just a “Libtard” nuthin’ burger. Jus’ regler folk joshin’ ‘round. While HIDING their soft pink baby-like BOTTOMS?!

Uh huh. Sure, pal

Funny NONE OF EM look like they could “BURN” or “RAPE” their way out of an f-in’ GREASY PAPER BAG.
#HitlerYouthFail
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Whoa. Just heard.
My selfish parts are sad but the way things are I don’t blame her for bailing.

I wonder if she ever thought “worst primate ever” because we suck ass for being the ape alleging to be top of the class.

This one’s for YOU JANEY!🫵😃
We HEARD YOU!

Love ya.❤️👋😢
youtu.be/UCKRLu3-NBI?...
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Meanwhile, in Portland…
Birdies chirp, the sun is shining & people go about their lives unencumbered by the ravages of war.

Aaaah..!🌞🌈

So I’m want to ponder…
Did this asshole hit his head? Has RFK’s brain worm found new digs? Has the french fry grease finally clogged an artery in his noggin?🤔⁉️
October 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yes. Yes they are.

But Kirk was kinda worse.
He pretended to be a reasonable human being while excreting the same BS Nazi KKK assclowns do but packaging it to sell to a higher class of bigot who might’ve been on the fence.
He was so convincing he made $12 million being an anti-American racist dick.
September 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
CALLED IT..!! HAAHAAAA!

CALLED-IT-CALLED-IT-CAAAaaaAAALLLED IT!!!

WOOHOO..!!

You owe me TEN FREAKIN’ BUCKS, PARKER..!!

Waitwhatnow..? 😗⁉️

#DarnYouNewsomNowImOutAChimichangaYouHandsomeBastard
September 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reminds me of a song I heard on Sesame Street when I was but a wee bairn of a Deadpool…

I think it went. something.

like… this. (Deep breath)

AHERM..!! COFF! GAG!! HAAHKTOOEY!!(blows pitch pipe,) 🎵 Meh-mee-mah-moh-moo..! 🎵)

aaaAAAHH-NONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER..!! 🎤🤘😝
#JustStopMan
September 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM