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Deadpiksel
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Little guy that slips by and steals the initiative and monarch from people

or slaps the hell out of em with 'All That Glitters'
Gingerbrute {1} Artifact Creature — Food Golem Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) {1}: This creature can’t be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life. Sometimes, “as fast as you can” isn’t quite fast enough.
August 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Hard Mode Quiz!

If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
Pompous Gadabout {2}{G} Creature — Human Citizen During your turn, this creature has hexproof. This creature can’t be blocked by creatures that don’t have a name. “Stand aside, nobodies.” 4/2
August 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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One day I wish to own my own "Señora Margarita"
Sra. Margarita {1}{G}{W}{U} Criatura legendaria — Ciudadano conejo Vigilancia. Siempre que lances un hechizo, el oponente objetivo roba una carta. Pon un contador +1/+1 sobre la criatura objetivo. Gana la habilidad de volar hasta el final del turno. Si es la segunda vez que esta habilidad se resolvió este turno, robas dos cartas. 1/5
July 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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LET'S GET NUTTY
Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought {5} Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It’s an artifact creature at 20+.) STATION 10+ Whenever you attack, Dawnsire deals 100 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker. STATION 20+ Flying 20/20
July 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Checking out MtG Edge of Eternities previews - is that Ulala of Space Channel 5 i see?
I love that the effect is about repeating things, very on-flavour
July 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I am so sorry Moo Moo Cow
June 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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HAVE NO FEAR
AMY ROSE IS HERE
Amy Rose 2RW Legendary Creature - Hedgehog Warrior Haste Whenever Amy Rose attacks, attach up to one target Equipment to her. Then up to one other target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is Amy Rose's power.
June 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Yeticon vibes rule man. Even little man was hype to see the light parade pass by.
June 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Goddamit Boo
June 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Not a single rhythm game this list is BULLSHIT
A list of games with the title 'What is your VARIETY gamer score?" The list is ~100 games long of popular franchises of the past 30 or so years. No indie games, no rhythm games, no surpises. List is quite plain tbh.
May 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Also this one whenever I ask a really dumb question
Thought Collapse {1}{U}{U} Instant Counter target spell. Its controller mills three cards. “I can think of no greater punishment than answering your question in full.” —Lazav
May 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Such a cold line, always the first to come to mind.
Gruesome Realization {1}{B}{B} Sorcery Choose one — • You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. • Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn. Mishra was gone—all that remained was a machine wearing his face.
May 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers
A stat page for G RED - a red humanoid robot with toy-like features, a gotcha force borg from the game gotcha force for the Nintendo Gamecube
May 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Nalia and Loot!
Crazy value engines to combine, maybe it'd be like...

Whenever you attack, deal damage equal to the number of creatures in your party to any target and add that much mana of one colour to your mana pool.

If it was a full party, draw a card.
Nalia de'Arnise {1}{W}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Rogue You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard spells from the top of your library. At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a full party, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and those creatures gain deathtouch until end of turn. 3/3 Loot, the Pathfinder {2}{G}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Beast Noble Double strike, vigilance, haste Exhaust — {G}, {T}: Add three mana of any one color. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Exhaust — {U}, {T}: Draw three cards. Exhaust — {R}, {T}: Loot deals 3 damage to any target. 2/4
April 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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"I feel bad, but not really" is the most entitled response uou can have as a parent to this situation.

If you make a mess, clean it up. Literally public etiquette basics this shit infuriates me.
"How often do kids get to go apeshit not just on a playdate?" She did feel bad for theater employees who, armed with large trash bags and leaf blowers, had to hobble in as the credits rolled to clean up the mess. "Not that I wish that for them, but as a parent, it's nice you don't have to pick shit off the floor for once," she added.
April 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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😔
In a grassy pixelated plaza, Marin singing a tune, in Links Awakening DX on Gameboy Colour.
February 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I don't need spotify anymore
Screen capture of the Nintendo music app Now Playing: Fly Octo Fly - Ebb & Flow (Octo) from the Splatoon 2 soundtrack
February 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The only song that got more play than the lullaby playlist I use to put my son to sleep was "Frizk - ALL MY FELLAS (Frizky remix)" lol heck yeah that song rules
Top artists- 1.Frizk 2.Qumu 3.Koji Kondo 4.TEKKEN Project 5.LoFi VGM Top songs- 1.ALL MY FELLAS (Frizky Remix) 2.Dire, Dire Docks 3.Kakariko Village 4.Piranha Plant's Lullaby 5.Song of Healing
December 4, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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What characters in Magic the Gathering got it the worst?

My vote for "that's rough buddy" goes to this fellow:
Inside out - 1 U/R Instant Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. Draw a card Artwork: an elf whose face has been inverted to a concave state with their eyes, nose, and mouth pointing inward toward the back of their skull.
November 8, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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October 31, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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Nintendo App giving me what i need - Gerudo Valley 1 hour loop
hell yeah
Gerudo Valley. Set to play on loop for 60 minutes in the nintendo music app
October 31, 2024 at 7:03 AM
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Silly Balatro build of the day - [2] with the Plasma deck
Screenshot of a game of Balatro Jokers - [Blueprint] [Blueprint] [Space Joker] [Wee Joker] [Wee Joker] Playing hand - 8 2s
October 27, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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Oh, MtG arena is number 2 in top grossing card games on the play store? I wonder what's number... whaaaaaa??

What is a solitaire game charging you for...?
Number 2 top grossing card game: Magic: The Gathering Arena Number 1: Solitaire Grand Harvest
October 19, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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Something i love about Magic the Gathering is how you'll come across some wickedly ominous art like Jamie Zuverza's Smokestack, followed by the whinsical doodle by a young Hyan Tran for Metalwork Colossus - with incredibly endearing flavour text.
Magic the Gathering card Smokestack artwork featuring a volcanic landscape with piles of bones and rubble. The piles each feature a singular eye, and smoke rising from them. Magic the Gathering artwork for Metalwork Colossus. A childs scribbly doodle drawing of a happy, blocky robot. "I've come to save the world!" is written as flavour text.
October 18, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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forgot to pay attention to the boss blind in Balatro
October 5, 2024 at 7:07 AM