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I am a man of the world; going to and fro and walking up and down in it.
Another setback for Lindsey Vonn. I trust she’ll be ready to go for the Super G?

#LinseyVonn
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
As night 3 of the Beacon jams ended, Trey walked towards the audience and somebody appeared to hand him a… rubber chicken?

#BeaconJams #TAB
#TreyAnastasio
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Bears? Dat you?

#ChicagoBears
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Please consider signing this petition for the immediate release of a teacher and mother of two who is legally working in the United States. This morning, ICE agents walked into a preschool and abducted her. #ICE #HandsOffChicago #FuckICE #AbolishICE

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November 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Cancer survivor here. I found the Stand Up to Cancer interruption in tonight’s World Series game to be gratuitous and completely disruptive. And that’s BEFORE the Jonas Brothers showed up to play their nonsense. #StandUpToCancer #WorldSeries #BlueJays #Dodgers #MLB #RobManfredSucks
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
October 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Good morning Bluesky. Something to think about.
October 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Extra innings as it’s SUPPOSED TO BE. Why is this not also amazing in the regular season?

#ALDS #Mariners #Tigers #ManfredSucks
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Pritzker: "This guy is unhinged. He's insecure. He's a wannabe dictator. And there's one thing I really want to say to Donald Trump. If you come for my people, you come through me. So come and get me."
October 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Monster: The Ed Gein Story is not the feel-good romp I was hoping for.

#Netflix #EdGein
October 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hindsight is 20/20, but the Cubs should have started Hippo Vaugh.

#Cubs #Brewers #NLDS #MLB
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
#Phish Hampton N2 #Pick5

I feel like I’ve been flying too close to the sun on the wings of SYSF

Set Your Soul Free
SOAM
Mike’s
Weekapaug
Golgi
September 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
#Phish Hampton N1 #Pick5

Tweezer
Tweezer (Reprise)
Set Your Soul Free
Ruby Waves
Golgi
Fluffhead
September 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Theory: Maybe the guy who shot Charlie Kirk was just trying to impress Jodie Foster?
September 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era

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September 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Will my cancellation of my Disney+ subscription finally turn the tide against the corrupt and evil Trump administration? It’s worth a try.

#JimmyKimmel #FreedomofSpech #FirstAmendment #DownWithABC
September 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It's bewildering that this is all happening because most people don't know what fascism means and the rest don't seem to have the slightest problem with voting for it.

#JimmyKimmel
September 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
#Phish Alpharetta N1 #Pick5

By nights end I shall be wearing the Pick 5 crown!

YEM
Set Your Soul Free
Ruby Waves
Reba
Number Line
September 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Surely SOMEONE must know what it’s like to be the bad man, the sad man behind blue eyes.

#TheWho
September 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Chicago keeping art alive:
August 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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The Diary of Anne Frank is among books banned from school libraries in Florida. Maybe it gets boring to repeat this over and over again, but this really is literal fascism.
August 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Elderly Woman on Train: Who are you seeing?

Guy: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

Elderly Woman on Train: …okay, I’ve never heard of them but I hope you have a great time.

#KGLW #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard #Ravinia
August 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Okay. Now I’m invested in this. Anyone in SF? Find this dog!
August 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM