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Jess
@deadmetaphors.bsky.social
•M.Ed. in Counseling & Human Development
•NB/Pan; they/them
•Undergraduate Academic Advisor
• Former KY Association of Sexual Assault Programs Access Healing Advisory Council LGBTQ+ Advisor 🌈
•Former Disabilities Support Broker/Case Manager
On my gourmet shit
April 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I am still not over the betrayal from Wilds that there is no cat chef in this game, but I will take the comedic relief that you can fully cook and eat a whole ass meal while a monster rages immediately around you and it’s just… fine
March 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Dumb Things Maintaining my Last Shred of Will to Live pt. 2:

Silly pictures of my cats
February 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dumb Things Maintaining my Last Shred of Will to Live pt. 1:

Two half-gallon jugs of chai latte concentrate
February 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Few things bring me as much joy as hanging out in my sunroom at night with my lavender mood lighting and my bb void gorl purring on my lap
January 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Anyone with a gender marker “X” will be detained at borders. They literally cannot flee. Please be careful.
January 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Finished customizing another two frames today with washi tape. Of course I figured out how to best clean-line everything on my very last one (the wolf).

Art by gren_art_ on insta.
January 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I framed a chunk of my art I got for myself and was gifted by my partner that still doesn’t have a home on a wall yet today. Used washi tape to customize a couple of them. Might’ve looked more polished if I’d beveled the corners, but s’cute. Artists are Emily Dunlap, Lauren Marx, and GrenArt.
January 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Is anyone truly supprised a MAGA with the mental stamina for cognitive backflips like this is trying to score points by shitting on someone for being mad at their own abuser
(INB4 sex work is still work, I do not agree with dickhead’s sentiment; but he can’t even agree with himself)
January 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
lol
lmao even
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
HEY IF YOURE STILL ON META ACCOUNTS PARTICULARLY INSTAGRAM:

YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATELY GO MAKE SURE YOUR ACCOUNT WASNT MADE TO AUTOMATICALLY FOLLOW THIS SHIT WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT
January 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I did not have it in me this morning to make actual food but I am at least staying on brand with The Beverage Trinity in a meager attempt to kind of take care of my body and sanity
January 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
As far as my own content goes I will probably be mostly prioritizing ✨vibes✨
January 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM