I see he has confused FIFA with football in that sentence.

People don't turn up in their thousands on a rainy afternoon in Stoke to watch the FIFA committee discuss what sycophantic award they're going to give this year's corrupt world cup hosting oligarch.

I bet all the people who were complaining that actual children shouldn't get rewards for just taking part are pretty quiet right now.

Number plate and the weird face on one of the human shaped figures a give away.

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I can't tell her, that would spoil the surprise (Oasis and Complete Pulp...)!

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*fires up Selenium*

The heathens who disagree with the final point will of course be rightly shunned as outcasts when I rule the world.

Summary - Gloopy brown stuff that:
1) When diluted makes tasty gravy drink to be imbibed at football (soccer) matches.
2) Can be spread on bread/toast when not diluted.

1 is the preferable option because 2 should be reserved for the only true savoury spread, Marmite.

Personally I love them as 8-bit/pixel art, but also my sister in law loves 90s indie and is in to sewing type crafts.
And it's nearly Christmas...

Yes, seriously - reduced to one lane in an attempt to slow traffic without actually helping pedestrians.

Dropped kerb but no actual crossing marking. Why?

And space in the basket for a small dog!