But you see, "Because it's funny" is a strong motivator.

Why did I buy five pounds of strawberries from the cocaine farm? Because it's funny.

The butt stink in question

He has such a kind smile

Five Ganonritas deep got me scaling Death Mountain

I'm fighting for my life out here

I don't think any game broke my heart into tiny little pieces quite like Mortal Kombat 1 did. It just completely gave itself up to microtransaction slop and has a fucking boring, unbalanced meta.

Unless you're playing Johnny Cage or Peacemaker, you're shit out of luck

first

If drawing boobs becomes illegal I'm becoming a full on anarchist

We are one step closer

I still rewatch the scene where they connect the dots between M&M's, Greek mythology, Anaconda Malt Liquor, and Little Richard

To this day I haven't seen anything quite as fucking funny as that

one hour three minutes and seven seconds

Change the site name to "Blue Milk" then he'll come running