Deadly Spoons
@deadlyspoons.bsky.social
Original MA liberal goo-goo. Aged out of the coveted demo. Prefers Tomorrowland to TVLand. Allergic to Retinax.
He can’t actually walk a straight line. Look at the Davos red carpet footage.
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 PM
He can’t actually walk a straight line. Look at the Davos red carpet footage.
He’s 76. That photo is from the 2000s. Recent guests include Joe Piscopo (74) and Bo Dietl (75).
The glitter in his eye calls to mind a VCR flashing “12:00”.
The glitter in his eye calls to mind a VCR flashing “12:00”.
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM
He’s 76. That photo is from the 2000s. Recent guests include Joe Piscopo (74) and Bo Dietl (75).
The glitter in his eye calls to mind a VCR flashing “12:00”.
The glitter in his eye calls to mind a VCR flashing “12:00”.
Different photo as he gazes straight out. Such a slack, vacant look.
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Different photo as he gazes straight out. Such a slack, vacant look.
Ted Kennedy was a fucking Nostradamus.
August 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ted Kennedy was a fucking Nostradamus.
same dynamic is in play
April 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
same dynamic is in play
Boston and Quincy.
March 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Boston and Quincy.
Ross Douthat, shown in Feb. 2025, is author of “Cerave: Why Everyone Should Be Moisturizing”
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ross Douthat, shown in Feb. 2025, is author of “Cerave: Why Everyone Should Be Moisturizing”
Fixed it for you.
January 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Fixed it for you.
Someone baked a loaf of focaccia to honor Jimmy Carter. The likeness is made from peanuts, rosemary, and olives. #focacciajimmy
January 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Someone baked a loaf of focaccia to honor Jimmy Carter. The likeness is made from peanuts, rosemary, and olives. #focacciajimmy
Jeeves says he is reminded of Lord Kitchener, whose mustachioed image was ubiquitous on recruitment posters.
January 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Jeeves says he is reminded of Lord Kitchener, whose mustachioed image was ubiquitous on recruitment posters.
99,404 to go. You got this.
December 31, 2024 at 4:55 PM
99,404 to go. You got this.
The NYT Mega puzzle arrived weeks early this year but I usually take it on between Xmas and New Year’s. Emailed the contest prize phrase & already spending those sweet puzzle prize dollars.
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The NYT Mega puzzle arrived weeks early this year but I usually take it on between Xmas and New Year’s. Emailed the contest prize phrase & already spending those sweet puzzle prize dollars.
The NYT named Seth Meyers’s “Corrections” the “Best Talk Show Bit” of 2024.
December 12, 2024 at 11:16 AM
The NYT named Seth Meyers’s “Corrections” the “Best Talk Show Bit” of 2024.
There should be some kind of Captcha for Trek fans. “Here’s the cover of an early paperback adaptation; click on the impulse engines.”
December 3, 2024 at 11:08 PM
There should be some kind of Captcha for Trek fans. “Here’s the cover of an early paperback adaptation; click on the impulse engines.”
Darth Kronk replying to Richard Nixon about Pete Hegseth’s mother’s email with “It doesn’t look good, sir.” makes me so happy to be here. Quantum absurdity straight into my veins. @darthkronk.bsky.social @dicknixon.bsky.social
November 30, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Darth Kronk replying to Richard Nixon about Pete Hegseth’s mother’s email with “It doesn’t look good, sir.” makes me so happy to be here. Quantum absurdity straight into my veins. @darthkronk.bsky.social @dicknixon.bsky.social
I feel exactly the same about this specific personal info. 👍 And I agree with this commenter:
November 25, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I feel exactly the same about this specific personal info. 👍 And I agree with this commenter:
December 7, 2003, Patriots vs Dolphins, fans celebrating with "snow fireworks" after a pick 6 by Tedy Bruschi.
November 23, 2024 at 2:41 AM
December 7, 2003, Patriots vs Dolphins, fans celebrating with "snow fireworks" after a pick 6 by Tedy Bruschi.
I'm utterly disoriented by these debates.
November 22, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I'm utterly disoriented by these debates.
It was in Park Square and the side of the building had a huge mural of the logo.
November 16, 2024 at 11:00 PM
It was in Park Square and the side of the building had a huge mural of the logo.
