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Jade Moon ❌👑
@deadlynightjade.bsky.social
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http://jadebytes.com

FWIW, I used to be on the radio.

Would prefer to post about anything OTHER than the intentional dissolution of our democracy... but until that day comes:

#Resist #ImpeachTrump #NoKings #DoNotObeyInAdvance

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deadlynightjade.bsky.social
It's official.

#tRumpKilledBigBird

The #impotentate was SO #THREATENED by #educating #children and adding a little #culture to their lives that he intentionally destroyed the #CPB, the #CorporationForPublicBroadcasting. #PBS

#ShameOnYou #Evil #Fascist #Overlord

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling because he succeeded in destroying the Corporation for Public Broadcasting" There is secondary text as another thought "MMM... Big Bird tastes like CHICKEN!"
August 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
Great PR quote.

One small problem: Bill seems to cut FUNDING to those programs, without removing the TAXES that collect those funds. THAT is where the MAGA base seems to lack awareness and understanding. THEY WON'T GET MONEY BACK. There will NOT be lower taxes because Sesame Street is now defunded!
A quote on a background of yellow and red gradient reads "We are doing what the American people want us to do. And that is to let them keep more of their money, and not take it and let unnamed bureaucrats spend it on their behalf." -- Rep Virginia Foxx (R) North Carolina, justifying her Yea vote for rescinding $9B of money already allocated to Foreign Aid and Public broadcasting.
July 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
So, rumor has it that only Congress has the power to declare war. Oft-debated, and sadly muddy, this issue matters not to the #impotentate.

See what the Senate has had to say about this issue:
www.senate.gov/about/powers...

#Autocrat #NoKings #ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling because he FINALLY got to bomb another country!"
June 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
There is so much to unpack here.

Even the most dedicated followers of tRump's Dirty Deeds will probably find new concerns on Senator Warren's list.

#Resistance #Indivisible #SheShed #DoNotObeyInAdvance
#50501movement #BlueCrew #NeverForget #UnitedWeStand #Resist #FightTheOligarchy #StandUpAmerica
On a calming blue and purple gradient background text reads: "Americans deserve accountability. We need to fight back, all of us." — Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) Reading 100 Acts of Trump Corruption into Congressional Record, April 2025
April 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
Because in the World Court of Public Opinion, the #impotentate is always the #CourtJester! I know I laugh at him daily.🤷‍♀️ #Wanker #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #Resist

🤣 He looks SO much better like this! 🤣 -- 🤡 if you Agree!

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
MUCH improved version of the satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump! Hey look! I FIXED IT!" The enhancements include bug-eyes, a red, green and blue jester crown with bells, a red clown nose, goofy clown lips, blue harlequin diamond patches on each cheek, and a green, red, yellow, and purple jester neck ruffle with bells.
April 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
To be clear, @governorwalz.mn.gov pulls no punches. His speech calls out dangerous and dastardly elements of the current administration in VERY plain terms. He still manages to infuse #hope in his message. Sublime.

#WeThePeople #Resist #UnitedWeStand #MN

Notable quote at 11:58
youtu.be/dasX5htZq70
Blue and purple gradient background with text that reads: "If you say you love freedom, but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn't FREEDOM, it's PRIVILEGE." — Tim Walz, MN Governor, MN State of the State Address, 2025
April 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
This quote ROCKS MY WORLD! Many thanks to BTC and Susan Rice for capturing this one for the #Zeitgeist!

Frankly, who amongst us HASN'T thought it?

Find the quote at 12:07, the full conversation is certainly worth viewing!

#IndependentMedia #PeteHegseth #Amen #Resist #BlueCrew #SheShed #HellYeah
On a calming blue and purple gradient background quote reads "Well if you're a white, male, christian, CIS-gender, macho, MAGA man you can be as dumb as a rock and be deemed qualified to serve as Secretary of Defense" — Susan Rice, National Security Adviser to President Obama
April 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
I don't often peruse poetry, but I heard a quote and followed it back to its source, and in doing so found history repeating itself. Perhaps others can find #inspiration (or a kick in the rear) in these words. #April19 #Resist

#Protest by Ella Wheeler Wilcox is worth a read:

poets.org/poem/protest
Blue and purple gradient background with the text: "To sin by silence, when we should protest, Makes cowards out of men." – Ella Wheeler Wilcox (1850 –1919) Beginning of her poem “Protest” Published in Poems of Problems (1914)
April 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
The #impotentate was at the TOP of his #GlobalChaos game this week eh? The #TurdReich, and the #onePercent are sure making a killing reallocating wealth from the proletariat's savings and retirement accounts.

#TheRichGetRicher
#Oligarchy
#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ToppleTheOligarchy
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling and patting himself on the back for his Tariffic market scamnipulation" There is secondary text as another thought "We all made SO MUCH MONEY hee hee!"
April 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
#KingRump #Oligarchs #FascistRegime #ICEGestapo #DoNotComply #NoHumanIsIllegal #HumanRights #Immigration #NoKings #FightTyranny #Resist #HandsOff #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #StrongerTogether #FascistTrump #NoNazis #StopMassDeportations #StopFascism #3E #SaveDemocracy #ThisIsWhatDemocracyLooksLike
Gradient color background with text that reads "Has anyone else wondered if the reason King Rump and his greedy, racist Oligarchs are so intent to expel immigrants is because those seeking citizenship have to take hours of lessons on US history and the Constitution and pass stringent TESTS on them? Freshly educated new citizens might make VALID objections to the actions of the “Turd Reich”! Because, let’s face it, most immigrants who have recently passed citizenship exams have a FAR better comprehension of the US Constitution than most MAGA voters."
April 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
I believe he answered that question himself

#impeachTrump
#deportMusk
Image of a @realDonaldTrump post that reads "I look forward to watching the sick terrorist thugs get 20 year jail sentences for what they are doing to Elon Musk and Tesla. Perhaps they could serve them in the prisons of El Salvador, which have become so recently famous for such lovely conditions!"
March 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
>$3 Million per trip as the #impotentate flies off to play golf every weekend on the tax payers' dime. 😡

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines playing golf while Medicaid is defunded."
March 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
The whole world heard the #impotentate joke about grabbing women by the ... And despite that some true red voters voted for this monstrosity THREE TIMES. The #sheeple have lost their way.

#NoJoke this one makes my guts churn.

#NoClass #NoEthics #NoMorals #NoSoul #Felon47

#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he recalls everything he and Jeffrey Epstein got away with back in the day."
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
The #impotentate does seem to love whacking balls with sticks at the expense of US taxpayers. Seems like a grand metaphor doesn't it? The fanny fascist is a cosmic joke. The not funny kind.

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines playing golf while his lackeys fire thousands of civil servants" There is secondary text as another thought "Maybe I can bring that 'Yer Fired' thing back..."
March 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
The #impotentate strikes again! Making the world safe for dictators and authoritarian regimes. Clearing the airwaves to make room for the voices of oppression and kleptocracy.

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines playing golf while silencing Voice of America radio." There is secondary text as another thought "Oh boy oh boy! Putin will be so proud of me!!"
March 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
I know I'm repeating myself, but how long do we suppose it will be before the #impotentate starts doing weekly product endorsements in front of the White House? How much do we suppose he will charge?

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, dollar signs hovering around his head, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines how much he can charge for future White House product endorsements"
March 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
😂 The benevolent search-engine gh0ds handed this gift to me out of the blue today. I'm wondering if the linguaphiles out there will consider this a classic example of #irony

#amazon
#corporatocracy
#democracy
#cantMakeThisUp
A search-engine result showing Amazon.com posting a book for sale. The book is "Corporatocracy: How to Protect Democracy from Dark Money and Corrupt Politicians"
March 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
I suspect the largest majority of those who "aren't feeling it" are in fact simply denying that the sky is falling. They're all sipping their drinks while the world burns around them.

www.verywellmind.com/what-is-inat...
Dog with red MAGA cap sits at a table with a cup as the room burns claiming "This is fine."
March 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
Great, and timely, quote from today's dose of Murder She Wrote

With fond remembrance of Dame Angela Lansbury 💙
A quote of dialog. "At last, the voice of common sense. What took you so long?" "Caught in traffic outside of D.C. Common sense hasn't been able to get into THAT place in years." -- Murder, She Wrote A Story to Die For (2000)
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
How long do we suppose it will be before the #impotentate starts doing weekly product endorsements in front of the White House? How much do we suppose he will charge?

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump, dollar signs hovering around his head, with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines how much he can charge for future White House product endorsements"
March 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
Anyone else here tend to perceive the character of a person shaping their physical appearance? Nice people are more attractive? Mean people less so?

All I can see in this expression is pure evil.

Expression like Bob about to smash his head against the mirror in Twin Peaks, or a dog about to bite
Elon Musk in grey "Occupy Mars" shirt, black blazer, grey on black MAGA cap. He has a very unsettling look on his face. Eyes rolled back. Like a dog about to bite.
March 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
>$3 Million per trip as the #impotentate flies off to play golf every weekend on the country's dime. 🤔 Seems rather wasteful to me... Was there an "Unlimited Golf" line item in the approved budget? I'm *sure* DOGE will be addressing that posthaste.

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump with headline: "His Royal Hiney, King Rump, is smiling as he imagines playing golf while Medicaid is defunded."
March 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
Meanwhile, in the land of red delusion... (and I know because I asked a true red voter)
Cartoon dog wearing MAGA hat sits with a coffee while the room burns around him with a "This is fine" speech bubble. Reimagining of a popular meme.
March 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
Because so many of us were appalled by the behavior of those in the White House today.

#Resist
#SlavaUkraini
#ImpeachTrump
In the colors of the Ukrainian flag, yellow background with blue writing text reads: "On behalf of the non-rethuglican citizens of the U.S. I would like to beg forgiveness for the atrocious behavior of our Thug-in-Chief and his sidekick Skippy the Sycophant. As usual, President Zelensky was an impeccable statesman, in the face of DEPLORABLE mistreatment at a White House (Big Top) circus event. I am ashamed on behalf of the half of this country that voted for the conditions in which this travesty could occur. Please forgive those of us who are attempting to resist the current Reich Wing Regime."
March 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
deadlynightjade.bsky.social
Behold, our freshly crowned IMpotentate!

Fills me with national pride. All hurl!

#NoKings
#NoMonarchs
#ImpeachTrump
Satire of crowned Trump with headline: "Presenting... His Royal Hiney, King RUMP!"
February 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM