My friend Joseph Maxwell is on a mission to release a song every week this year, and I produced this week’s entry. Please check it out! You don’t have to dance like Napoleon Dynamite to it but you have to dance LIKE Napoleon Dynamite, if that makes sense

I converted myself into ASCII art and got stuck that way.

This is my last resort

It promises another sharp turn, filtering freak-folk and alt-country through the Dead Links lens—a move sure to deliver joy to listeners and value to shareholders. Thanks for joining us on this journey.

Sunday is the last Dead Links show of the year, and possibly ever. The world is changing so quickly and who knows what will happen? Come and see. Grog Shop in Cleveland at 8:00 PM.

BTW… All merch sales from this show will be donated to Un*tedH*ealth to get them through this trying time.

I’ve been seeing this shared around and it’s clearly vile, but it’s also very stupid. There are actually dozens of clubs you can get kicked out of for having slightly different socialist economic positions

This is a feature that will help notify you when the song is released. It is supposed to “stimulate” the Spotify “algorithm” and I need the juice. The spice must flow. Thank you!

Facebook is a good website, actually.

You have encountered the Mickey Box. Should you choose to open it, you may keep the treasures within but your timeline will be cursed for 5,000 years. Is it worth the risk?

Doing the “That’s Chappie” thing during Zodiac (2007) but every “That’s Zodiac” accusation is inconclusive, and the facts never quite line up. There is no resolution or hope.

Twitter is full of real life comic book villains. For example, The Based Hypnotist. What an evil idea for a guy.

WE ALL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND!!

I hate this company so much. Even if you have never pirated Adobe products, why would you install this?

If someone made a decent movie about this guy it would easily clear 500m at the box office

Don’t worry, everyone. I checked, and it’s not that Neil Young.