my professor told us to “enjoy the chicago pope” before we left class. ok man whatever that means

And she had screamed

#gtn #tlt

TLDR: the administration wants to remove habitat loss from the definition of "harm" for endangered species, which will effectively gut the ESA.

I just commented. If you're in any way interested in ecology, nature, and the protection of endangered species, you should, too. Free daily action!

burned the shit out of my hand, esp that little connective bit b/w thumb and index. i could be rendered immobile by a talenti gelato container so easily rn

i listened to my heart and ordered a bánh mì for dinner instead of cooking and THAT is why the eagles won and no other reason. you’re welcome philadelphia

Women only want one thing, and it's DISGUSTING:
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David Lynch was a genius level filmmaker, but did you know that he was also a brilliant cartoonist?

Meet - THE ANGRIEST DOG IN THE WORLD. Hope these get recollected some day soon.

i have a very cozy poncho that i can never wear outside of the house lest i look like rowley jefferson after his family trip to guatemala

if there’s one thing i want no one to ever say to me again it’s “i’m not mad, i’m just letting you know for next time” because why does it feel worse than someone being angry. girl you just handed me a time bomb with duct tape over the timer.

setting attainable new year’s resolutions for my health. such as; eat more miso soup (done) get into my grad school program (not done)

cons of wisdom tooth removal: neverending pain.
pros: when i wake up with blood in my mouth i get to pretend to be someone who was just turned into a vampire and cannot remember the prior night’s feeding.

i am the king of getting to my gate two hours before my flight boards. should’ve brought a tent or something

9:30pm sweet tea about to slam dunk this paper (i have not yet finished one page)

3 papers due in 5 days… (rocking back and forth) i just need to lock in i just need to lock in

Another test piece

#tlt #thelockedtomb