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The lesbian wifeguy
@deadflowerdotexe.bsky.social
Trans femme | she/her
27 year old and somehow an elder queer
I'm just your local bi genderfuck
Venmo: @boodergirl
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so the magic crowd cares about what's going on in sex work and censorship: pornhub wants to ban "mommy domme" stuff, and how fucking clunky is "elesh norn, step-mother of machines" like
okay but like "step mommy" is way more implicitly incestuous than "mommy" like,

there's a much more grounded familial relationship there
Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Must... fight.. the urge™.... to girlrot©
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yall im so lucky like I get to date one of the biggest goof balls in the whole world like holy shit im so lucky
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Now that we're funded, it's time to go over STRETCH GOALS

Below are all the planned stretch goals; the first few 'improve' existing eps, while the later ones expand the scope with new eps, & even all of season 2 as our super pie in the sky goal!!

Support here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs

📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!

Watch Now!! 📺

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
All the sportsball enjoyer in my life will watch basketball baseball and American football but the second my dweeb ass wants to watch the worldcup qualifiers its all "sure champ maybe later"
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I've been exposed to so much sports ball and desperately trying to learn as little as possible so I can ask my gorgeous girlfriend dumb questions about it
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Apparently football is battlefront 2...
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I want someone to make sharknado but its a dramatic trans lesbian love story...
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I want someone to make sharknado but its a dramatic trans lesbian love story...
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh jeez oh shucks that would be terrible if progressives asked for modest reforms
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Look I dont want this to happen but, there are now going to be so many normies who will identifing the term antifa and hopefully start looking into what that has historically mentioned just to spite trump.
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I should have never got back into retro gaming...

Now my girlfriend is dancing like a lombre to werewolves in London
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Just tested positive for covid, which means I'm out of work for a week during a time when I really needed the money. I know things are hard on everyone right now, but anything helps. ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n
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October 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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welcome to bluesky from the twitter x muskzone. i'm renegade cut, and in case you didn't know, i was elected king pope of shit town around here a long time ago. follow me immediately, thx.
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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becoming a retvrn guy for the halcyon days of SploogeBob SquarPeanits
i think we lost our way as a species when we stopped coming up with fun, pun-riddled porn titles like Lord Of The Cock Rings instead of SEO-focused shit like Fucked In The Laundromat By My Second Cousin Twice Removed or whatever
October 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Chicken run will save me chicken run will make me feel whole again..
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Being autistic is a fine & cool thing to be. Some people need extra support, some don't, it's just a normal part of human life.
It doesn't need 'curing' or 'preventing' & the people who want to do as much are, straightforwardly, part of a Nazi legacy.
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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hewwo ty for hanging out.
eric and i made this for u i hope u like it. the full version is in the comments
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When babygirl got me a present 💜
September 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Boys can be girls that look like this btw
September 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Im like if a woman had disposable thumbs
September 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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There is nothing like throwing it back to the Thomas the tank engine theme song
September 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM