Sorry, Newsom already has a wife, and Perino’d need a lot more class and brains to fill her shoes.

We had four on our varsity team so they could pull the really high tosses, nobody blinked.

The way to help him out of the predicament is to make his lie even more painful than a confession. We do it for your own good, Cheato.

Okay, but to get that nugget of fact you had to use reasoning skills, and his sheep don’t have those skills when it comes to digesting claims made with tiny thumbs whilst sat on a gaudy gold toilet. Newsom seems to be able to translate into their language, though.

The machines produce a paper record which is retained for that purpose as well. No middle ground really needed. Paper-only ballots are much easier to make vanish as there’s no uploaded database to compare them to, so not a middle ground I’m comfortable with.

If California, already 1/8th of the country’s population, had multiple ballots, mathematically we would need at most 4 each to beat him. STOP WASTING EXTRA BALLOTS, SACREMENTO, THOSE OTHER TWO AREN’T NECESSARY!

Nah, he’d rather just have everyone appointed by his excellency.

We had both mail-in and machine voting both times he won, and early voting as well. Is he asking us to go back and investigate the ‘unreliable’ methods under which a completely unqualified anti-American won the highest office? Mmkay.

Because Pelosi hasn’t authorized Newsom to redirect the Jewish space lasers yet.

This is an American President already convicted of rape who brags he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue in broad daylight and his people would love them. And MAGA still voted for him. And act like Americans shouldn’t be disgusted and horrified by him and them.

Oh, it won’t directly impact my life, so go ahead, back the unlawful invader. An insight into the hashtag meonly mindset of Repugs.

Considering his call to Newsom consisted of asking if he liked his hats and no mention of sending the national guard and marines to invade a city exercising its constitutional right to protest, it’s entirely possible his call to Putin will be an incoherent mumbling about xtra long ties.

Well, we are going to need a new President, and Zelenskyy has shown that comedians make great leaders.

If you don’t have anything worth creating yourself, it’s not creative.

He shoulda not spent the whole week reminding us that he is an asset of Russia Russia Russia.

Said with the resignation of a man trying to escape the daily dread of when he will be put on trial on an international broadcast and must come up with an accounting for his crimes.

They will wish they allowed us to still go high, because when we go low, they sing high.