Friendly note: just because a topic doesn't strike you as 'dark enough' doesn't mean it's not dead dove. Anything that the author thinks might make someone respond like the meme is DDDNE. It's a descriptive term, not a proscriptive one.

There are plenty of people for whom age gap is a thing that would make them respond like Michael Bluth here, stop being defensive about your kink ~not being bad~

It's a darkfic variant of "exactly what it says on the tin", but I've seen implied cosmic horror with no explicit anything tagged DDNE. theres no "too light" or "too dark" for ddne, if you think it will cause this reaction:

Dead dove is anything that gives you this reaction after reading the tags and then the fic. "What it says on the tin" but for dark fic.

Technically "Dead Dove" is anything that, when labeled, gives you this reaction after reading the tags and reading the fic.

If it wasn't tagged with "incest", it's not dead dove, it's just untagged incest fic.

lol

Cockring with attached dick for easy double penetration of your favorite bottom!

A hollow butt plug that you can fuck through! (nsfw'd image because there's a hairy butt)

A few paddles for consideration

Same company makes an "intensifier" that holds poppers.

Poppers, for anyone wandering by, is an inhallable drug that dilates blood vessels and makes anal feel better

The "XTRM Soaker Piss Mask"

yw

Speaking of things seen in shops

Please enjoy the screencap!