Dead Dove - Do Not Eat
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Please refrain from engaging in any sort of inter-office (BLEEP)ing, or (BLEEP)sting, or (BLEEP), even though so many people have been begging for it.
Ohtani playing like
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Ohtani playing like
The red land:
August 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The red land:
This right here is why we keep losing.
July 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This right here is why we keep losing.
Putin (probably)
April 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Putin (probably)
When that happens, let’s chat. Until then, in reality world, another several youth pastors and politicians got arrested for sex crimes.
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April 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
When that happens, let’s chat. Until then, in reality world, another several youth pastors and politicians got arrested for sex crimes.
Imagine having the time to care about other people’s genitals…or sports. Or other people’s genitals IN sports.
April 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Imagine having the time to care about other people’s genitals…or sports. Or other people’s genitals IN sports.
If they *are* LEO that’s even more sad, as that’s completely NOT how anything works, and they’re out there enforcing laws they don’t know.
Almost like we need more than 6 months of training to be able to do that job.
Almost like we need more than 6 months of training to be able to do that job.
April 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If they *are* LEO that’s even more sad, as that’s completely NOT how anything works, and they’re out there enforcing laws they don’t know.
Almost like we need more than 6 months of training to be able to do that job.
Almost like we need more than 6 months of training to be able to do that job.
Here’s the set
April 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Here’s the set
Funny—Luigi Mangione seeks the same thing for AG Bondi.
April 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Funny—Luigi Mangione seeks the same thing for AG Bondi.
Well maybe if JD said thank you at least once…
March 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Well maybe if JD said thank you at least once…
If it doesn’t come from the 1930s Concentration region of Germany, they’re just sparkling Focus Camps.
March 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If it doesn’t come from the 1930s Concentration region of Germany, they’re just sparkling Focus Camps.
You’re not making the point you think you’re making.
March 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You’re not making the point you think you’re making.
Oh they fucked up
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March 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh they fucked up
Beyond Taters™
March 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Beyond Taters™
You’re absolutely right. You are so persecuted. The struggle of the white man in America is one of unending sorrow. Why can’t white guys ever catch a break?? Poor thing. Elon’s heart goes out to you.
March 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You’re absolutely right. You are so persecuted. The struggle of the white man in America is one of unending sorrow. Why can’t white guys ever catch a break?? Poor thing. Elon’s heart goes out to you.
And how IS little HūmahnShië1d Musk these days?
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
And how IS little HūmahnShië1d Musk these days?
Yay! My meme in the wild! Love it!
February 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Yay! My meme in the wild! Love it!
Just in time for his new release. For when you need to move lots of people to…uh…places.
February 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Just in time for his new release. For when you need to move lots of people to…uh…places.
Oh yeah, sure sure. The Nazis were pioneers of cutting edge engineering and medical research in the 30s, too.
WE DON’T SIDE WITH THE NAZIS.
Unless…you…ARE one 🤨 Hm?
WE DON’T SIDE WITH THE NAZIS.
Unless…you…ARE one 🤨 Hm?
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Oh yeah, sure sure. The Nazis were pioneers of cutting edge engineering and medical research in the 30s, too.
WE DON’T SIDE WITH THE NAZIS.
Unless…you…ARE one 🤨 Hm?
WE DON’T SIDE WITH THE NAZIS.
Unless…you…ARE one 🤨 Hm?
SHOW!!
DON’T TELL!!
DON’T TELL!!
February 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
SHOW!!
DON’T TELL!!
DON’T TELL!!
When the dust settles we will not forget the democrats who chose to do FUCK ALL along the way.
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February 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When the dust settles we will not forget the democrats who chose to do FUCK ALL along the way.
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Bold move, using art by the same guy who painted this.
February 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Bold move, using art by the same guy who painted this.