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all rich people should kill themselves and make the world a better place
January 7, 2026 at 10:10 AM
all rich people should kill themselves and make the world a better place
all those fucking alberta separation cunts make me fucking sick. actual people are getting legitimately subjugated around the world and those privileged assholes act like they're the most victimised people on the planet. go fuck yourselves, all of you fucking douchebags
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
all those fucking alberta separation cunts make me fucking sick. actual people are getting legitimately subjugated around the world and those privileged assholes act like they're the most victimised people on the planet. go fuck yourselves, all of you fucking douchebags
for some reason i find it bizarre that the "thumbs up" gesture is thousands of years old but the "high five" is younger than my dad
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
for some reason i find it bizarre that the "thumbs up" gesture is thousands of years old but the "high five" is younger than my dad
the game awards are honestly so fucking boring. idk how anyone sits through it without a streamer talking over it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the game awards are honestly so fucking boring. idk how anyone sits through it without a streamer talking over it.
the weird thing is that "quentin tarantino/paul dano feud" actually WAS on my 2025 bingo card...
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the weird thing is that "quentin tarantino/paul dano feud" actually WAS on my 2025 bingo card...
i thought it was a joke but honestly it makes sense that trump likes the rush hour movies because those movies are complete trash with no redeeming values.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i thought it was a joke but honestly it makes sense that trump likes the rush hour movies because those movies are complete trash with no redeeming values.
as flawed as "Serial" was, I really miss when the hot podcast everyone was buzzing about was more than just a couple of boring white people talking to each other
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
as flawed as "Serial" was, I really miss when the hot podcast everyone was buzzing about was more than just a couple of boring white people talking to each other
i think the republicans are just waiting out donald trump's dementia to turn him into a vegetable before they open the epstein files and act like they give a shit about accountability and try to make themselves look like good guys
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i think the republicans are just waiting out donald trump's dementia to turn him into a vegetable before they open the epstein files and act like they give a shit about accountability and try to make themselves look like good guys
why are there even that many categories???
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
why are there even that many categories???
Andrew Cuomo is such a little bitch
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Andrew Cuomo is such a little bitch
mental health care in ontario is a fucking joke. if there is a hell, doug ford will burn in it for eternity
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
mental health care in ontario is a fucking joke. if there is a hell, doug ford will burn in it for eternity
ted cruz is a pedophile too?
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
ted cruz is a pedophile too?
i fucking hate think-pieces so goddamn much
September 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i fucking hate think-pieces so goddamn much
just need to share that last night I had a dream that I was the person who was filming Michael Richards' racist outburst at the Laugh Factory on my cell phone and he came up to me and he had an earring and he was harassing other people in the audience before the heckler started heckling. that's all.
August 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
just need to share that last night I had a dream that I was the person who was filming Michael Richards' racist outburst at the Laugh Factory on my cell phone and he came up to me and he had an earring and he was harassing other people in the audience before the heckler started heckling. that's all.
i'm glad i have that drinking rhyme to remind me: beer before liquor, feel better quicker. liquor before beer, is something you should fear.
August 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i'm glad i have that drinking rhyme to remind me: beer before liquor, feel better quicker. liquor before beer, is something you should fear.
poilievre is fucking pathetic
August 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
poilievre is fucking pathetic
it's honestly a damn shame that reagan didn't die when he got shot.
August 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it's honestly a damn shame that reagan didn't die when he got shot.
jimmy fallon is a piece of shit.
August 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
jimmy fallon is a piece of shit.
fuck jimmy fallon always and forever
August 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
fuck jimmy fallon always and forever
fully committed to the conspiracy theory that commercials are purposefully becoming more awkward and unnatural so that the transition to completely ai commercials is less jarring and barely noticed by most
August 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
fully committed to the conspiracy theory that commercials are purposefully becoming more awkward and unnatural so that the transition to completely ai commercials is less jarring and barely noticed by most
this discourse about a fucking jeans ad makes me want to kill myself. fucking joke society we've made for ourselves. fucking jeans, ffs you fucking morons
August 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
this discourse about a fucking jeans ad makes me want to kill myself. fucking joke society we've made for ourselves. fucking jeans, ffs you fucking morons
donald trump being a pedophile is not a revelation
July 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
donald trump being a pedophile is not a revelation
stupdi gufkcing brain i wnna fucking kill myself i ant' do thiw qnymo4 man i am so ssick of waking up i nthe morning ane having to wai all dy until i get ot go to bed again
July 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
stupdi gufkcing brain i wnna fucking kill myself i ant' do thiw qnymo4 man i am so ssick of waking up i nthe morning ane having to wai all dy until i get ot go to bed again
i don't even think trump thought about the tyrannical optics of his sad little parade, i think he just wanted one last birthday bash before he completely loses his mind to his dementia.
June 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i don't even think trump thought about the tyrannical optics of his sad little parade, i think he just wanted one last birthday bash before he completely loses his mind to his dementia.
just listened to Surf's Up and was in tears by the end of it. RIP Brian, there will never be another
June 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
just listened to Surf's Up and was in tears by the end of it. RIP Brian, there will never be another