🤘 Wasn't sure if we were all still posting on this motherfucker but the Barbie movie made me cry again (because that shit rules) and honestly where else could this post possibly find a receptive audience. 🤘

[puts off doing a thing for waaaaaaaay too long]
[finally does the thing]
[doing the thing was very easy actually]
[experiences relief]
[obviously should have just done it right away]

Surely I'll learn my lesson for next time!

Narrator: He will not

With David Lynch gone, the task of What @maxscoville.bsky.social Will Look Like When He's Old will now have to be achieved in real time by Max himself. Solid template, though, ya gotta admit.

I've been following @dieworkwear.bsky.social long enough to know that this list is useless without an appearance by the Ralph Lauren Polo Bear

I don't remember why I have a saved ebay search for "Donkey Kong Jr Pez", but it has to be because of @scottbromley.bsky.social, right? www.ebay.com/itm/13481207...

Millie Bobby Brown implies the existence of Vanillie Bobby Brown

Walter White / Walter's whites

Days where Jimmy Buffett was alive & Steve Harwell wasn't: 7,320
Days where Steve Harwell was alive & Jimmy Buffett wasn't: 3

Yesterday's Wordle. I'm counting this is a Bob Barker tribute.

So, the reason I use Dead Bothans (other than "it sounds cool & would be a good band name") requires knowing a bit more about the species than you get in Return Of The Jedi; they prize information as a source of power & influence & also tend toward paranoia & selfishness. So, y'know...social media.