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They'll take this username from my cold dead hands
Gonna start pronouncing Zelenskyy the same as Ski Bo Skii.
March 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Gonna start pronouncing Zelenskyy the same as Ski Bo Skii.
Every day another person on telly reveals themselves to be a gobshite and I am proven right on my initial and maintained harsh judgement of them. Undefeated. Trust my process.
December 19, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Every day another person on telly reveals themselves to be a gobshite and I am proven right on my initial and maintained harsh judgement of them. Undefeated. Trust my process.
I enjoy in old TV shows when a character laughs more at a joke than the recorded audience, at a time when entertainment was 2 channels or go out and drink yourself to death in the local.
December 2, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I enjoy in old TV shows when a character laughs more at a joke than the recorded audience, at a time when entertainment was 2 channels or go out and drink yourself to death in the local.
The crucial thing to remember is that farmers all look really really really really smelly.
November 20, 2024 at 9:43 PM
The crucial thing to remember is that farmers all look really really really really smelly.
They're not sandwiches you stupid idiot
November 17, 2024 at 11:30 AM
They're not sandwiches you stupid idiot
Every day I wake up and think about the Ultraman x Scatman John song.
November 15, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Every day I wake up and think about the Ultraman x Scatman John song.
Joe Biden has a Simon Weston vibe about him
October 20, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Joe Biden has a Simon Weston vibe about him
I think there's absolutely no one at the Tory Party Conference I couldn't happily and easily strangle with my bare hands without regret.
October 4, 2023 at 11:49 PM
I think there's absolutely no one at the Tory Party Conference I couldn't happily and easily strangle with my bare hands without regret.
Where are his nipples?
October 1, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Where are his nipples?
TWICE are the greatest band in the world. TWICE could to The Beatles but The Beatles could never do TWICE.
September 23, 2023 at 12:40 AM
TWICE are the greatest band in the world. TWICE could to The Beatles but The Beatles could never do TWICE.
Never seen them moan like, but florists really do a good job don't they? Hard like. What flowers look good by sight only.
September 20, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Never seen them moan like, but florists really do a good job don't they? Hard like. What flowers look good by sight only.
I love when someone announces themselves as a 'Disney nerd' on a game show and goes on to lose the money. Very specific, but it happens constantly on British telly. They're always dumbasses. A little hehehehehe moment in my working day.
September 20, 2023 at 8:48 AM
I love when someone announces themselves as a 'Disney nerd' on a game show and goes on to lose the money. Very specific, but it happens constantly on British telly. They're always dumbasses. A little hehehehehe moment in my working day.
Noooo, his official name was 'Wankenstein's Monster'. He was created to masturbate the doctor!!!
September 16, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Noooo, his official name was 'Wankenstein's Monster'. He was created to masturbate the doctor!!!
Check out Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
September 5, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Check out Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Wrote about a pair of socks I put out of their misery last week. RIP you two legends, I barely remember ye now ✌️
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Socks 2 Be U
In dedication to the ones we left behind, or: how loopy can you get sat at a desk all day?
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September 5, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Wrote about a pair of socks I put out of their misery last week. RIP you two legends, I barely remember ye now ✌️
open.substack.com/pub/deadarti...
open.substack.com/pub/deadarti...
Me practising in the mirror what faces I'll pull in photos later on.
September 3, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Me practising in the mirror what faces I'll pull in photos later on.
