people irl get those body mods right now! top surgery, horn implants, ear points, tongue splitting, and yes vampire teeth are real life body mods people can have withOUT needing future tech!

most likely targets include tech CEOs, poorly dressed congressional representatives, and the entire masthead of the Atlantic

hey guys i invented a social media site with no character limit and post editing. it's call a fucking blog. fuck on off to wordpress.

corinne the president does not have the authority to just order around national guard troops to hold people at gunpoint to enforce specific behaviors he wants