Danielle Dungeonrunner
@ddungeonrunner.bsky.social
Artist. Person. Legend.
Frankly, I don't think America deserves a birthday party this year.
July 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Frankly, I don't think America deserves a birthday party this year.
I won't confess that I waited, but I let the lamp burn.
June 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I won't confess that I waited, but I let the lamp burn.
*Me talking to my husband*
I am your bitch.
I can make you let me suck your pickle spear whenever I want.
*Edited for censorship*
I am your bitch.
I can make you let me suck your pickle spear whenever I want.
*Edited for censorship*
June 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
*Me talking to my husband*
I am your bitch.
I can make you let me suck your pickle spear whenever I want.
*Edited for censorship*
I am your bitch.
I can make you let me suck your pickle spear whenever I want.
*Edited for censorship*
I've always felt stuck but now that I'm trying to quit smoking I feel that way in every aspect of my life, in every situation I come across. I'm stuck until someone else says so.
May 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I've always felt stuck but now that I'm trying to quit smoking I feel that way in every aspect of my life, in every situation I come across. I'm stuck until someone else says so.
Baby I'm a project, loving me's a mistake. Find another prospect, save yourself the heartbreak.
May 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Baby I'm a project, loving me's a mistake. Find another prospect, save yourself the heartbreak.
I don't get physical or emotional security. Cause I have kids.
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I don't get physical or emotional security. Cause I have kids.
I've got lies I'd swap for truth, And truths that id un say.
Cuz it's one for the Time when I let them win.
One for the light that I let him dim.
One for the kiss that never should have been....
The Doodles Id undo.
Cuz it's one for the Time when I let them win.
One for the light that I let him dim.
One for the kiss that never should have been....
The Doodles Id undo.
May 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I've got lies I'd swap for truth, And truths that id un say.
Cuz it's one for the Time when I let them win.
One for the light that I let him dim.
One for the kiss that never should have been....
The Doodles Id undo.
Cuz it's one for the Time when I let them win.
One for the light that I let him dim.
One for the kiss that never should have been....
The Doodles Id undo.
I just wanna play bingo with my husband in a fedora, all duck style with smooth jazz in the background.
May 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I just wanna play bingo with my husband in a fedora, all duck style with smooth jazz in the background.
My natural hair color is green, and yes....
The carpet does match the drapes.
The carpet does match the drapes.
May 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My natural hair color is green, and yes....
The carpet does match the drapes.
The carpet does match the drapes.
I stir the pot so it doesn't burn
May 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I stir the pot so it doesn't burn
May 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I ignore things, and I move sideways until I forget what I felt in the first place. At the end of the day I know there are worse ways to stay alive. Because everyone's growing and everyone's healthy, but I'm terrified That I might never meet me.
May 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I ignore things, and I move sideways until I forget what I felt in the first place. At the end of the day I know there are worse ways to stay alive. Because everyone's growing and everyone's healthy, but I'm terrified That I might never meet me.
I went out of my way, hauled my ass into a church, even healing someone I don't know, cursing my children and children's children in the process. JUST TO GO AND PICK UP THEIR ANCESTORS DIRTY LAUNDRY THATS BEEN LEFT ON THE FLOOR FOR GENERATIONS! #oblivion #theelderscrolls #momlife
May 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I went out of my way, hauled my ass into a church, even healing someone I don't know, cursing my children and children's children in the process. JUST TO GO AND PICK UP THEIR ANCESTORS DIRTY LAUNDRY THATS BEEN LEFT ON THE FLOOR FOR GENERATIONS! #oblivion #theelderscrolls #momlife
I know if I was single, I wouldn't watch the news. Fact. Nothing makes me feel more alone than watching the news by myself which happens a lot lately. And nothing good ever happens.
May 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I know if I was single, I wouldn't watch the news. Fact. Nothing makes me feel more alone than watching the news by myself which happens a lot lately. And nothing good ever happens.
Nerds fuck harder. We just do.
April 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Nerds fuck harder. We just do.
I feel like there should be a vibrator repair company called "Inspect her Gadget."
April 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I feel like there should be a vibrator repair company called "Inspect her Gadget."
There's no point anymore. He thinks I'm a liar and I KNOW he is.
April 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There's no point anymore. He thinks I'm a liar and I KNOW he is.
Mother's Day is in 15 days. I know you don't know, But that's basically the apocalypse Because of me. And that's never going to go away. I'm never going to trust my husband with people that make me happy because I don't know how he'll feel about it. Its something we're never going to move on from.
April 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mother's Day is in 15 days. I know you don't know, But that's basically the apocalypse Because of me. And that's never going to go away. I'm never going to trust my husband with people that make me happy because I don't know how he'll feel about it. Its something we're never going to move on from.
Once I learn how to sew on zippers it's over for you hoes.
April 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Once I learn how to sew on zippers it's over for you hoes.
I know that the Bible said that a man shouldn't lay with another man or whatever... But am I damned for watching? Or does what I do with other women count?
cuz they weren't specific...
cuz they weren't specific...
April 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I know that the Bible said that a man shouldn't lay with another man or whatever... But am I damned for watching? Or does what I do with other women count?
cuz they weren't specific...
cuz they weren't specific...
I don't give a fuck what Trump says, he's the antichrist. Burn me at the stake like my ancestors for being a heretic.
April 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don't give a fuck what Trump says, he's the antichrist. Burn me at the stake like my ancestors for being a heretic.
You can take or leave me, but I won't ever be anywhere but here.
April 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You can take or leave me, but I won't ever be anywhere but here.
I won't, but I could pull that bottle off the shelf.
I could disappear for a week, for a month, or a year.
Wake up at home or in a coffin, It's just nice to know I've got options.
I could disappear for a week, for a month, or a year.
Wake up at home or in a coffin, It's just nice to know I've got options.
April 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I won't, but I could pull that bottle off the shelf.
I could disappear for a week, for a month, or a year.
Wake up at home or in a coffin, It's just nice to know I've got options.
I could disappear for a week, for a month, or a year.
Wake up at home or in a coffin, It's just nice to know I've got options.
It's ok if all you did today was crochet.
April 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's ok if all you did today was crochet.