This was a real life experience for me! I was climbing at Sugarloaf mountain and I fell and the instructor wanted me to take my rope off. I declined and figured my own way out of the situstion.

I think you mean to say "migrate your website from WordPress.com" to Ghost. I believe Wordpress by itself is still free and clear from evil, correct? I see that WordPress is still open source, is there something else evil about it?