@ddozier.bsky.social
Girlfriend at the time
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Girlfriend at the time
This post is funny because it juxtaposes a lyric from They Might Be Giants' classic album Flood with a classic South Park bit featuring underpants gnomes. It's basically a skeet.
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This post is funny because it juxtaposes a lyric from They Might Be Giants' classic album Flood with a classic South Park bit featuring underpants gnomes. It's basically a skeet.
This post is funny because it references the first line of Immigrant Song, a dark and brooding meditation on Viking conquests by Led Zeppelin, and juxtaposes that with the cheap souvenirs offered at tacky vacation spots. It's basically a skeet.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This post is funny because it references the first line of Immigrant Song, a dark and brooding meditation on Viking conquests by Led Zeppelin, and juxtaposes that with the cheap souvenirs offered at tacky vacation spots. It's basically a skeet.
They said exit polls were THAT bad
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They said exit polls were THAT bad
The nail in the retirement coffin
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The nail in the retirement coffin
Also that bodega cats are just cats
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Also that bodega cats are just cats
Even less eligible if you were alive in 2000
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Even less eligible if you were alive in 2000
Honest answer: it's definitely not the knee-jerk "because anti-Semitism!" so typical from all the blue MAGA replies on bluesky
It's that people want any kind of fighter over Schumer's BS politics-as-usual and Platner recognizes that
It's that people want any kind of fighter over Schumer's BS politics-as-usual and Platner recognizes that
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Honest answer: it's definitely not the knee-jerk "because anti-Semitism!" so typical from all the blue MAGA replies on bluesky
It's that people want any kind of fighter over Schumer's BS politics-as-usual and Platner recognizes that
It's that people want any kind of fighter over Schumer's BS politics-as-usual and Platner recognizes that
This website is infinity times better than shitter.com but why are there so many of these earnestly ridiculous responses here? This one could go in the HOF though
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This website is infinity times better than shitter.com but why are there so many of these earnestly ridiculous responses here? This one could go in the HOF though
That’s not what they do
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That’s not what they do
That's not what they do.
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
That's not what they do.
When did you become such a target of blue MAGA?
October 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When did you become such a target of blue MAGA?
Your politics don't matter if you're willing to talk like an actual human
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Your politics don't matter if you're willing to talk like an actual human
@danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co? JK, I know you mean Lurie.
We're going to need to build an army of Levi's heirs, I think
We're going to need to build an army of Levi's heirs, I think
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
@danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co? JK, I know you mean Lurie.
We're going to need to build an army of Levi's heirs, I think
We're going to need to build an army of Levi's heirs, I think
Please continue to post this on the reg
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Please continue to post this on the reg
I'm genuinely curious what you mean when you say "the media". Almost no one watches network or cable news. Almost no one reads the NYT, Wapo, etc. The people that do (like me) are old and get it and were all out at No Kings protests yesterday.
October 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm genuinely curious what you mean when you say "the media". Almost no one watches network or cable news. Almost no one reads the NYT, Wapo, etc. The people that do (like me) are old and get it and were all out at No Kings protests yesterday.