@ddcaruso.bsky.social
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Dear Foreign Country:
Your tariff rate is your head of state's birthday (month and day only) MULTIPIED BY zero PLUS the number of vowels in your capital city TIMES a secret number that popped into Donald Trump's head MINUS the amount it costs to upgrade to large fries in a Big Mac meal. Then add %.
Your tariff rate is your head of state's birthday (month and day only) MULTIPIED BY zero PLUS the number of vowels in your capital city TIMES a secret number that popped into Donald Trump's head MINUS the amount it costs to upgrade to large fries in a Big Mac meal. Then add %.
April 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Dear Foreign Country:
Your tariff rate is your head of state's birthday (month and day only) MULTIPIED BY zero PLUS the number of vowels in your capital city TIMES a secret number that popped into Donald Trump's head MINUS the amount it costs to upgrade to large fries in a Big Mac meal. Then add %.
Your tariff rate is your head of state's birthday (month and day only) MULTIPIED BY zero PLUS the number of vowels in your capital city TIMES a secret number that popped into Donald Trump's head MINUS the amount it costs to upgrade to large fries in a Big Mac meal. Then add %.