Yeah, the dog kept changing
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yeah, the dog kept changing
Dang it. I don’t get them
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Dang it. I don’t get them
We were paying farmers to grow food and we fed hungry people all over the world.
Now we pay them to hump their couch while people starve to death.
Now we pay them to hump their couch while people starve to death.
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We were paying farmers to grow food and we fed hungry people all over the world.
Now we pay them to hump their couch while people starve to death.
Now we pay them to hump their couch while people starve to death.
I just won the most peace fifa award.
They said I could wear the medal anywhere I wanted.
I’m happy
They said I could wear the medal anywhere I wanted.
I’m happy
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I just won the most peace fifa award.
They said I could wear the medal anywhere I wanted.
I’m happy
They said I could wear the medal anywhere I wanted.
I’m happy
I’m thankful that The Onion is on BlueSky
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m thankful that The Onion is on BlueSky
I meant to finish with anyone shooting at Guardsmen but I ran out of characters…
And immediately after Charlie Kirk’s shooting. trump said a transgender was the shooter.
Even though the shooter wasn’t known for days and then he turned out to be a fem boy. Did they know and just let it happen?
And immediately after Charlie Kirk’s shooting. trump said a transgender was the shooter.
Even though the shooter wasn’t known for days and then he turned out to be a fem boy. Did they know and just let it happen?
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I meant to finish with anyone shooting at Guardsmen but I ran out of characters…
And immediately after Charlie Kirk’s shooting. trump said a transgender was the shooter.
Even though the shooter wasn’t known for days and then he turned out to be a fem boy. Did they know and just let it happen?
And immediately after Charlie Kirk’s shooting. trump said a transgender was the shooter.
Even though the shooter wasn’t known for days and then he turned out to be a fem boy. Did they know and just let it happen?
Plus last week trump started saying there hasn’t been any murders in DC in 6 months.
That’s about how long the National Guard has been there.
It’s possible he overheard the Heritage Foundation people talking about how they couldn’t bring more guardsmen to DC since there haven’t been any shootings.
That’s about how long the National Guard has been there.
It’s possible he overheard the Heritage Foundation people talking about how they couldn’t bring more guardsmen to DC since there haven’t been any shootings.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Plus last week trump started saying there hasn’t been any murders in DC in 6 months.
That’s about how long the National Guard has been there.
It’s possible he overheard the Heritage Foundation people talking about how they couldn’t bring more guardsmen to DC since there haven’t been any shootings.
That’s about how long the National Guard has been there.
It’s possible he overheard the Heritage Foundation people talking about how they couldn’t bring more guardsmen to DC since there haven’t been any shootings.
I use AI to edit pictures of my dogs.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I use AI to edit pictures of my dogs.
Michael DeAdder really nailed this. Especially Bondi’s face
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Michael DeAdder really nailed this. Especially Bondi’s face
I don’t why, but that’s funny
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I don’t why, but that’s funny
Let’s eat the rich
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Let’s eat the rich
I think the government gives them blue light bulbs to sleep under.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I think the government gives them blue light bulbs to sleep under.
What were the odds that we ended up with two presidential candidates in 2016 that each sucked off Bill Clinton ?
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What were the odds that we ended up with two presidential candidates in 2016 that each sucked off Bill Clinton ?
That’s what he calls Bill Clinton’s cock
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That’s what he calls Bill Clinton’s cock
trump just caused an Indiana state senator to be swatted.
Ugh
Check out this article from Evansville Courier & Press:
State senator is victim of swatting hours after Trump called him out over redistricting
www.courierpress.com/story/news/p...
Ugh
Check out this article from Evansville Courier & Press:
State senator is victim of swatting hours after Trump called him out over redistricting
www.courierpress.com/story/news/p...
State senator is victim of swatting hours after Trump called him out over redistricting
A fake report brought deputies to the home of state Sen. Greg Goode just hours after President Donald Trump called him out by name over redistricting.
www.courierpress.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
trump just caused an Indiana state senator to be swatted.
Ugh
Check out this article from Evansville Courier & Press:
State senator is victim of swatting hours after Trump called him out over redistricting
www.courierpress.com/story/news/p...
Ugh
Check out this article from Evansville Courier & Press:
State senator is victim of swatting hours after Trump called him out over redistricting
www.courierpress.com/story/news/p...
You got proof that I’m wrong?
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You got proof that I’m wrong?
Come on, both trump and Bill were in bed with 12 year olds when trump blew Bill.
So that makes it ok. right?
So that makes it ok. right?
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Come on, both trump and Bill were in bed with 12 year olds when trump blew Bill.
So that makes it ok. right?
So that makes it ok. right?
Let’s eat the rich
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Let’s eat the rich
he has his Twitter account set so nobody can reply to him
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
he has his Twitter account set so nobody can reply to him
I liked when she tore trump’s state of the Union speech up
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I liked when she tore trump’s state of the Union speech up
That’s exactly what I thought
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
That’s exactly what I thought