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Him and Rubes. Trvmp did say already little Marco would take the blame.
March 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ah, VonShitzinpants, as @michaelcohen212.bsky.social refers to him as. 😁
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Nah, he didn't come across the border at Eagle Pass, he came across the border along Interstate 10 from Texas into Louisiana. 🙄😒
January 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Oh yeah, MAGA has it right [no pun intended] he definitely, without a doubt, most certainly crossed the border...

...leaving from Texas into Louisiana along Interstate 10, though. 🙄
January 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'd tell him, "Carpe diem, my dude! Carpe diem!" 🙌🙌
January 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'm weak 😭
December 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
With them, there's too many which apply. Definitely need a clever portmanteau for this one:

Oligarchy
Autocracy
Plutocracy
Kleptocracy
Kakocracy
Kakistocracy

Did I get them all? Lol.
December 30, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Definitely need a clever portmanteau for this one.

Oligarchy
Autocracy
Plutocracy
Kleptocracy
Kakocracy
Kakistocracy

Did I get them all? Lol.
December 30, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Autocratic Oligarchy.
December 30, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I'm partial to VonShitzinpants, myself. 😂
December 30, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I honestly hope they don't attend.
December 30, 2024 at 1:08 AM
He would never do that because he has no conscience.
December 30, 2024 at 1:08 AM
That last part. He ALWAYS has to make it about himself. 🙄
December 30, 2024 at 1:06 AM
May have partially written by him because he always has to ultimately make it about himself. 🙄
December 30, 2024 at 1:04 AM
VonShitzinpants: I'm going to lower the debt!

Congress: Votes against raising the debt ceiling.

VonShitzinpants: No! Not like that!
December 30, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Watching Trvmp having a "Hey! Pay attention to me!" meltdown is glorious, and I'm here for it. 🍿 🥤
December 30, 2024 at 12:57 AM
That part.
December 30, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Instead of "Bad guy falls in poop.", in this case, it's "Bad guy is full of poop: Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready? Ready!"

#VonShitzinpants
#GeorgeOfTheJungle
December 30, 2024 at 12:49 AM
She's already been suspended. 😂
December 30, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I only build shitty apartments and deny renting them to black people. Which, no doubt he would have used the n-word instead. 😒
December 29, 2024 at 10:28 PM
December 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
In my 36 years of driving, I've been in 7 wrecks. Guess how many were not my fault? None. From my first one, I ended up with 2 buldging discs that will never get better. I've total-lost 3 of the 7. Two of the non-totalled wrecks were with the same car and only 361 days apart; not even a year. 😒
December 29, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Which Whomst? I'm on 12th, myself.
Also, I LOLed.
December 26, 2024 at 2:01 PM
He looks like he's seen some stuff. 😂
December 26, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Thank you for your reconnaissance service.
December 26, 2024 at 4:39 AM