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Stephen
@dcsteve5.bsky.social
Been plotting to escape DC for the last 33 years and counting. Love tech, games, pop culture & obscure refs to British reality shows from 15 years ago. Same @ on the bird app.
Logging into BlueSky for the first time in a while and y’all are still mad depressing over here. Where’s the fun?
April 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The cruel 195 FTP returns
March 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Every world leader logging on to tweet support to Zelensky tonight
February 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
KCD2 coming out of nowhere and casually delivering some of the best acting and writing I’ve seen since Cyberpunk and God of War.

Even Witcher 3’s wig is slipping a bit.
February 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
FYI looks like your Twitter got hacked again
February 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Was explaining American local news to British oomfs
February 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Well I got my World Pride tickets (derogatory)
February 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My downstairs neighbors’ dog that’s been barking at every 🚬 leaving Vida or coming back from Showtunes for the last 3 hours
February 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Rewatching the best movie of the year iktr
February 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me with the new Starbucks hazelnut cold brew this morning
February 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My jealous ass seeing all the cute couples’ posts on Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Me being forced to watch football featuring the National Anthem, Donald Trump, Taylor Swift, and a halftime show full of rap music.
February 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Allegedly the Super Bowl’s on today I guess
February 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
February 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Got some new lights for behind the TV and it’s so much fun
February 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s like NFL Sunday Ticket for gays this weekend
February 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Lowkey Severance reheated Cyberpunk 2077’s nachos but in a classy air fryer and some tangy sauce to make it nice and different.
February 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don’t give a fuck about the price of eggs and there’s no way you guys are buying that many of them.
February 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Vida U St is so gd packed rn I’m literally walking down to Logan Circle rather than wait for another machine here
February 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
EVERYONE GET TF UP ITS MELFEST DAY
February 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Well I’ve been bored so of course I figured it’s time to repaint my entire apartment this weekend
January 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
A VERY busy night of catching up on Traitors UK before Traitors USA comes on in an hour. She’s booked solid!
January 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“Yeah plenty of salt, plenty of vinegar” chips with lunch
January 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
BREAKING: Heidi Montag’s new video has already charted on my Friday Pregame Playlist
January 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If they used this as the trailer, Better Man would be doing Avengers Endgame numbers
January 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM