The worst tippers are senior staffers. They also are most likely to treat me like just a hole to fill.

I get a lot of my dates through word of mouth, typically outgoing politicians tell their incoming friends about me.

Southern Senators want the weirdest shit…not necessarily the kinkiest…but the weirdest. They also tip the most so…

Depending on the client, sometimes my husband joins me on dates…and it’s usually not to spit-roast me.

Sometimes I blow the Capital Police guys for free so they don’t hassle me on dates.

It’s amazing the number of powerful people that want to suck on my tits and call me Mommy.