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Die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan. Armed with my remote control and a supply of snacks - ready to debate play calls, shout at referees through the screen, and break down game stats during commercial breaks, my commitment to my team is unmatched. DC4L✭
Will never understand how you can call yourself a fan but consistently root for the team/organization to fail. Weirdos. Yall AINT NO FANS so go on and get on some wagon some else and leave us REAL fans the FUCK alone ✭
February 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Will never understand how you can call yourself a fan but consistently root for the team/organization to fail. Weirdos. Yall AINT NO FANS so go on and get on some wagon some else and leave us REAL fans the FUCK alone ✭
I believe in Schotty! Putting it out now that I believe this team is going to shock the world who’s givin up belief in them. I’m pumped as fuck for next season! Dallas Cowboys Revenge Tour incoming 😈✭
January 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I believe in Schotty! Putting it out now that I believe this team is going to shock the world who’s givin up belief in them. I’m pumped as fuck for next season! Dallas Cowboys Revenge Tour incoming 😈✭
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"Our team, the #Cowboys will be driven by a competitive spirit and a love for one another."
- Brian Schottenheimer emotional while thanking his family.
"I'm ready now. I know what I want. I know what it looks like."
- Brian Schottenheimer emotional while thanking his family.
"I'm ready now. I know what I want. I know what it looks like."
January 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Our team, the #Cowboys will be driven by a competitive spirit and a love for one another."
- Brian Schottenheimer emotional while thanking his family.
"I'm ready now. I know what I want. I know what it looks like."
- Brian Schottenheimer emotional while thanking his family.
"I'm ready now. I know what I want. I know what it looks like."
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Other football just doesn’t hit like Dallas Cowboys Football hits ✭
January 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Other football just doesn’t hit like Dallas Cowboys Football hits ✭
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A DEUCE VAUGHN SIGHTING?! #Cowboys
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January 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A DEUCE VAUGHN SIGHTING?! #Cowboys
I want them to win every game. I could never imagine not rooting for them to win any game pre regular or post season! ✭ 4L
Cowboys fans, do you want to win this game?
December 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I want them to win every game. I could never imagine not rooting for them to win any game pre regular or post season! ✭ 4L
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Cooper Rush scanning the Eagles secondary:
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December 29, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Cooper Rush scanning the Eagles secondary:
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The early plan is clearly to get Brandin Cooks involved often and I love that, but just don't ever throw into that coverage again that led to the pick-six just to achieve that goal.
Thanks. #Cowboys
Thanks. #Cowboys
December 29, 2024 at 6:17 PM
The early plan is clearly to get Brandin Cooks involved often and I love that, but just don't ever throw into that coverage again that led to the pick-six just to achieve that goal.
Thanks. #Cowboys
Thanks. #Cowboys
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December 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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I LOVE ME SOME KAVONTAE FUCKING TURPIN 😤
December 29, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I LOVE ME SOME KAVONTAE FUCKING TURPIN 😤
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LMAO DaRon Bland stole that man's lunch money! Game over!
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December 23, 2024 at 4:36 AM
LMAO DaRon Bland stole that man's lunch money! Game over!
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED 🤯✭ HELL YEAH BLAAAAND!!
DARON BLAND!!!! OH YESSSSS!!!!! #Cowboys
December 23, 2024 at 4:37 AM
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED 🤯✭ HELL YEAH BLAAAAND!!
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CeeDee Lamb has achieved two new milestones in today's game:
1. He passed Jerry Rice (6,653) for the fourth-most scrimmage yards by an NFL wide receiver in the first five seasons of a career.
2. He passed Drew Pearson (489) for fourth on the #Cowboys all-time receptions list.
1. He passed Jerry Rice (6,653) for the fourth-most scrimmage yards by an NFL wide receiver in the first five seasons of a career.
2. He passed Drew Pearson (489) for fourth on the #Cowboys all-time receptions list.
December 23, 2024 at 2:29 AM
CeeDee Lamb has achieved two new milestones in today's game:
1. He passed Jerry Rice (6,653) for the fourth-most scrimmage yards by an NFL wide receiver in the first five seasons of a career.
2. He passed Drew Pearson (489) for fourth on the #Cowboys all-time receptions list.
1. He passed Jerry Rice (6,653) for the fourth-most scrimmage yards by an NFL wide receiver in the first five seasons of a career.
2. He passed Drew Pearson (489) for fourth on the #Cowboys all-time receptions list.
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Jalen Tolbert didn't look like he expected that ball (?) which makes what happened next all the more impressive.
Effort babyyyy #Cowboys
Effort babyyyy #Cowboys
December 23, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Jalen Tolbert didn't look like he expected that ball (?) which makes what happened next all the more impressive.
Effort babyyyy #Cowboys
Effort babyyyy #Cowboys
The Boys battling hard to (ship)Wreck the Bucs holidays! FULL THROTTLE ✭🎄⛽️ #Cowboys
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December 23, 2024 at 2:13 AM
The Boys battling hard to (ship)Wreck the Bucs holidays! FULL THROTTLE ✭🎄⛽️ #Cowboys