@dcman008.bsky.social
I could have had sex with a hot chick, but when she woke me up I told her to get out of my bed and let me sleep... Ya I'm that dumb
What’s sad is it’s not really a joke. She did what she set out to do.
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
What’s sad is it’s not really a joke. She did what she set out to do.
And trump won’t sign it?
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
And trump won’t sign it?
Don’t forget Joe C. I bet without him there was a 60/40 chance no one would have heard of him.
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Don’t forget Joe C. I bet without him there was a 60/40 chance no one would have heard of him.
100% will happen the day he leaves office.
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
100% will happen the day he leaves office.
They are in his pocket and know they the whole house of cards falls when he does.
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
They are in his pocket and know they the whole house of cards falls when he does.
Where he pays all the female “workers” to have his babies.
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Where he pays all the female “workers” to have his babies.
He’s a pussy and won’t fly on his own ships.
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
He’s a pussy and won’t fly on his own ships.
That sub is almost as bad as /conservative.
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
That sub is almost as bad as /conservative.
He didn’t know porn was the structural support that held Tumblr together?
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
He didn’t know porn was the structural support that held Tumblr together?
He didn’t know porn was the structural support that held Tumblr together?
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
He didn’t know porn was the structural support that held Tumblr together?
At least in Idiocracy the president was trying to help the people, even if he was too dumb to do it himself.
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
At least in Idiocracy the president was trying to help the people, even if he was too dumb to do it himself.
I’m sure Stormy can confirm 30 seconds is a long time to him.
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I’m sure Stormy can confirm 30 seconds is a long time to him.
He wants to end poverty by killing off the poor.
February 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
He wants to end poverty by killing off the poor.
What happened to the screenshot?
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
What happened to the screenshot?
Sadly, one of my Hispanic friends, is the most vocal about “illegals” taking over CA.
February 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Sadly, one of my Hispanic friends, is the most vocal about “illegals” taking over CA.
Or they are trying to just stack the deck with maga. No reason needed.
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Or they are trying to just stack the deck with maga. No reason needed.
And it’s all been removed
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
And it’s all been removed
It’s been edited a few times since then.
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
It’s been edited a few times since then.
That is disrespectful to incompetent blowjobs. Even an incompetent ones are still fine.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
That is disrespectful to incompetent blowjobs. Even an incompetent ones are still fine.
The answer is no one knows not even him.
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The answer is no one knows not even him.
Or decertify as in all currently flying in the US can no longer fly. Shutting down like 50% of US commercial flights.
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Or decertify as in all currently flying in the US can no longer fly. Shutting down like 50% of US commercial flights.
It’s called protecting the first amendment. /s
January 27, 2026 at 11:36 PM
It’s called protecting the first amendment. /s
I’m sorry for your loss.
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I’m sorry for your loss.
Why do you hate Ritz crackers?
January 27, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Why do you hate Ritz crackers?