He's your biggest fan. This is Stan.

Smartphobia - fear that you lost your phone as you look for the smartphone that you are holding in your hand

The 1% of me that refuses to die thinks I may have coined the word "hangry" 25 years ago is a little worried that the amazing term "tacoterror" is about to get a life of its own and be beyond my control

I'd like it if tacoterror could be applied to all items in the Chipotle menu if possible

Tacoterror - a healthy fear you won't be in a convenient place to evacuate your bowels if/when the need arises after lunching on street tacos

Well, as far as causes that are being advanced by people terrorizing starving children go, ergoterror is probably the most harmless

I assume a heavily crowded office chair means there are a crowd of people occupying the office chair, but if it's just one person heavily crowding the chair I'm going to need to think about that one more.

Oh thank God. When will all the math wear off?

I'd bet those bedroom bees's kids grow up resenting dirty outside bees who keep trying to find a way to join their beautiful bedroom bee society.

Yeah but who likes fat kids? Gross!

It's so sad that billionaires can't even go to public events any more with their mistresses without having to worry about being caught. Is nothing sacred any more?

Hmm, I wonder how much it costs to fly into Dulles instead...

People stopped buying Tesla coils back in the 1930's when Elon Musk taught Hitler how to sig heil salute

Cut to him at a laser tattoo removal place having BRUCE & SHANNON FOREVER tattoo removed.

Studio exec: "I think we can make it work. We will make the lead detective's name Tracy Law and the DA's name Mark Order, and they'll have this whole will they won't they thing for a couple seasons, and we will show half the guy's ass while he is showering on TV every episode for no apparent reason"

And later he goes on the Price is Right and never gets out of the first round because he keeps guessing everything costs a billion dollars