Edmond Dantes
@dcamps2024.bsky.social
I chew corn for gummy parrots.
"Far from bellendrical" & "Not even a hint of bellendricity" - Peer Review Jan 25
"Far from bellendrical" & "Not even a hint of bellendricity" - Peer Review Jan 25
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Edmond Dantes
@dcamps2024.bsky.social
· Jan 7
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Yes, yes we fucking can cancel them all.
The former Lacey Evans, Enzo Amore, Scotty Too Hotty and Tito Ortiz have appeared in a new Tom MacDonald music video "Can't Cancel All Of Us"
March 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yes, yes we fucking can cancel them all.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Elon Musk.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck the cabinet.
Not literally, as any of those options are horrendous prospects.
Fuck Elon Musk.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck the cabinet.
Not literally, as any of those options are horrendous prospects.
March 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Elon Musk.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck the cabinet.
Not literally, as any of those options are horrendous prospects.
Fuck Elon Musk.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck the cabinet.
Not literally, as any of those options are horrendous prospects.
Cena really cut the generic WWE heel turn "I hate the people" promo that every new heel cuts.
He'd have been better saying the fans were beneath him now he was a Hollywood star like Dwayne and he didn't need to hang around with kids that depress him by dying.
Now that's a heel promo.
He'd have been better saying the fans were beneath him now he was a Hollywood star like Dwayne and he didn't need to hang around with kids that depress him by dying.
Now that's a heel promo.
March 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Cena really cut the generic WWE heel turn "I hate the people" promo that every new heel cuts.
He'd have been better saying the fans were beneath him now he was a Hollywood star like Dwayne and he didn't need to hang around with kids that depress him by dying.
Now that's a heel promo.
He'd have been better saying the fans were beneath him now he was a Hollywood star like Dwayne and he didn't need to hang around with kids that depress him by dying.
Now that's a heel promo.
Post you from a different era.
Back when people listened to me.
Back when people listened to me.
March 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Post you from a different era.
Back when people listened to me.
Back when people listened to me.
The Fed is manufacturing more tat than Temu.
March 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The Fed is manufacturing more tat than Temu.
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I'm still hoping that the episode of Dynamite that surpasses Nitro is in Panama City. It's just poetic, y'know? #AEWDynamite
5 more weeks and #AEWDynamite has outlived WCW Nitro
March 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'm still hoping that the episode of Dynamite that surpasses Nitro is in Panama City. It's just poetic, y'know? #AEWDynamite
Celebrity Help My House is Haunted is top quality unintentional comedy. Barry from Eastenders telling a ghost to fuck off has cheered me up no end. Absolute elite tier shite.
March 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Celebrity Help My House is Haunted is top quality unintentional comedy. Barry from Eastenders telling a ghost to fuck off has cheered me up no end. Absolute elite tier shite.
Somebody just do it. You'll be a hero. They will build statues of you. Immortality beckons. Just do it.
March 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Somebody just do it. You'll be a hero. They will build statues of you. Immortality beckons. Just do it.
I have ADHD. Come be my hyperfixation.
March 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I have ADHD. Come be my hyperfixation.
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We need him to go to Washington DC
a cartoon character with a green hat and a white l on it
ALT: a cartoon character with a green hat and a white l on it
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We need him to go to Washington DC
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February 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My map seems accurate.
February 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My map seems accurate.
I hate how the WWE conducts itself. Releasing all of these people at the same time is just dogshit.
Cedric Alexander
Akam
Rezar
Blair Davenport
Sonya Deville
Isla Dawn
Karl Anderson
Luke Gallows
Giovanni Vinci
Cedric Alexander
Akam
Rezar
Blair Davenport
Sonya Deville
Isla Dawn
Karl Anderson
Luke Gallows
Giovanni Vinci
February 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I hate how the WWE conducts itself. Releasing all of these people at the same time is just dogshit.
Cedric Alexander
Akam
Rezar
Blair Davenport
Sonya Deville
Isla Dawn
Karl Anderson
Luke Gallows
Giovanni Vinci
Cedric Alexander
Akam
Rezar
Blair Davenport
Sonya Deville
Isla Dawn
Karl Anderson
Luke Gallows
Giovanni Vinci
Angry Aussies? Are there any angry Aussie women? I will nominate myself as customer services manager and take one for the AEW team.
Tell them to contact me immediately with their fiery antipodean voices.
Tell them to contact me immediately with their fiery antipodean voices.
February 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Angry Aussies? Are there any angry Aussie women? I will nominate myself as customer services manager and take one for the AEW team.
Tell them to contact me immediately with their fiery antipodean voices.
Tell them to contact me immediately with their fiery antipodean voices.
The worst thing about hitting 40 is realising you'll never be David or Michael in The Lost Boys, you'll only ever be Max.
January 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The worst thing about hitting 40 is realising you'll never be David or Michael in The Lost Boys, you'll only ever be Max.
Petition to nominate Toni Storm for an Emmy.
January 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Petition to nominate Toni Storm for an Emmy.
Better than the shitty knock off Village People
January 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Better than the shitty knock off Village People
Sat watching Inglorious Basterds on a loop saying "that's what we need to do to Nazis" over and over again.
I believe the witches call it manifesting.
I believe the witches call it manifesting.
January 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Sat watching Inglorious Basterds on a loop saying "that's what we need to do to Nazis" over and over again.
I believe the witches call it manifesting.
I believe the witches call it manifesting.
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The Scottish Sunday Herald TV guide featured this preview of the Trump inauguration.
It’s fucking brilliant.
It’s fucking brilliant.
January 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Scottish Sunday Herald TV guide featured this preview of the Trump inauguration.
It’s fucking brilliant.
It’s fucking brilliant.
Brody King, Buddy Matthews and Julia Hart should recruit The Butcher to their stable, face turn and side with Darby Allin against the Death Riders.
January 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Brody King, Buddy Matthews and Julia Hart should recruit The Butcher to their stable, face turn and side with Darby Allin against the Death Riders.
I know that gauntlet got a shit run time, but inject the Megasus straight into my eyeballs and heart once more. I'd let that woman ruin my life, credit score and sanity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I know that gauntlet got a shit run time, but inject the Megasus straight into my eyeballs and heart once more. I'd let that woman ruin my life, credit score and sanity.