I've had 3 entire children in that time. One of them is taking driver's ed now.

I've been off soda for a decade but I remember tye horrors of Pepsi.
Once at Ontario Bayfest a Pepsi worker offered me $20 to tell Coke and Pepsi apart and I got a perfect score

It's a relay, not a marathon!

We had a friend visiting us in our old apt. She went downstairs to grab something from her car and casually let herself into the apartment below ours. Boy, was she confused when walls were wrong color and there was a huge dog instead of a cat. Thankfully, neighbors were very chill and laughed.

While, also, defunding the police by egregiously gutting the ATF Investigations and Enforcement forces.

Get ready for 15% mortgage rates in 10 years!

The kinds of lunatics we have on our streets are chicks who shoot puppies for piddling on thr rug

NEAT! 😡