The Woodsman
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I have two cats that I love and am allergic to.
Big TTRPG nerd, gonna maybe try and turn this into a mini blog of sorts? We shall see.
Big TTRPG nerd, gonna maybe try and turn this into a mini blog of sorts? We shall see.
My wife just sent this my way. I had no idea there was a local indie TTRPG seller! And with a soon-to-be physical store to boot! I can't wait until y'all open!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My wife just sent this my way. I had no idea there was a local indie TTRPG seller! And with a soon-to-be physical store to boot! I can't wait until y'all open!!
Unfortunately, mine was Jeremy Crawford, and only because I was cursing his name so much. Beyond DnD though, it’s either John Harper or Grant Howitt because of the amount of online discussion revolving around those two, but I never picked anything up by them until Blades earlier this year.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Unfortunately, mine was Jeremy Crawford, and only because I was cursing his name so much. Beyond DnD though, it’s either John Harper or Grant Howitt because of the amount of online discussion revolving around those two, but I never picked anything up by them until Blades earlier this year.
Indeed. Or I can just put them in my mouth and bypass the rest of the recipe😂
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Indeed. Or I can just put them in my mouth and bypass the rest of the recipe😂
Good call! I’m usually the one who does the dishes, so I’d probably opt for the one-pan option lol
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Good call! I’m usually the one who does the dishes, so I’d probably opt for the one-pan option lol
Hell yeah! Thanks!!
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hell yeah! Thanks!!
Ooh, that looks delicious! What’s the recipe??
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ooh, that looks delicious! What’s the recipe??
Methinks the author doth protest too much. MORK BORG is literally dripping with heart and soul. Is the “actual playable content” less than the page count would have you believe? Yes, but I’d much rather have an art piece that’s evocative than a 600 page tome that demands close study.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Methinks the author doth protest too much. MORK BORG is literally dripping with heart and soul. Is the “actual playable content” less than the page count would have you believe? Yes, but I’d much rather have an art piece that’s evocative than a 600 page tome that demands close study.
So sad this is the last Delta Pink episode. Can’t wait to listen!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
So sad this is the last Delta Pink episode. Can’t wait to listen!!
Coming out every single week? What is this, Christmas? My birthday? The best month ever?
September 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Coming out every single week? What is this, Christmas? My birthday? The best month ever?
Haven’t run it, but the text of MB very much supports the narrative and feel of the game. The world is mystical and weird, and all you have are the Knights by your side, your steed, and your wits. Very evocative book, and I can very easily see this being a palate cleanser between normal campaigns.
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Haven’t run it, but the text of MB very much supports the narrative and feel of the game. The world is mystical and weird, and all you have are the Knights by your side, your steed, and your wits. Very evocative book, and I can very easily see this being a palate cleanser between normal campaigns.
Ah, so Metroid but fantasy.
a video game character in a red and yellow suit is holding a blue object .
Alt: Samus Aran unchanging her arm cannon, and holding her other hand out, palm up. A baby Metroid floats over to rest in her open hand.
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August 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ah, so Metroid but fantasy.
Perfection. No notes. Hopefully they’ve continued the tradition in the office.
August 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Perfection. No notes. Hopefully they’ve continued the tradition in the office.
Cast
Jason Mantzoukas, Director of FIST
Alan Tudyk, FIST Agent #1
Charlize Theron, FA #2
Nic Cage, FA #3
Jack Quaid, FA#4
Nathan Fillion, FA #5
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Director of CYCLOPS
Vinnie Jones, CYCLOPS Sub-Director #1
Milla Jovovich, CSD #2
Alan Ritchson, CSD #3
Jason Statham, CSD #4
Jason Mantzoukas, Director of FIST
Alan Tudyk, FIST Agent #1
Charlize Theron, FA #2
Nic Cage, FA #3
Jack Quaid, FA#4
Nathan Fillion, FA #5
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Director of CYCLOPS
Vinnie Jones, CYCLOPS Sub-Director #1
Milla Jovovich, CSD #2
Alan Ritchson, CSD #3
Jason Statham, CSD #4
July 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Cast
Jason Mantzoukas, Director of FIST
Alan Tudyk, FIST Agent #1
Charlize Theron, FA #2
Nic Cage, FA #3
Jack Quaid, FA#4
Nathan Fillion, FA #5
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Director of CYCLOPS
Vinnie Jones, CYCLOPS Sub-Director #1
Milla Jovovich, CSD #2
Alan Ritchson, CSD #3
Jason Statham, CSD #4
Jason Mantzoukas, Director of FIST
Alan Tudyk, FIST Agent #1
Charlize Theron, FA #2
Nic Cage, FA #3
Jack Quaid, FA#4
Nathan Fillion, FA #5
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Director of CYCLOPS
Vinnie Jones, CYCLOPS Sub-Director #1
Milla Jovovich, CSD #2
Alan Ritchson, CSD #3
Jason Statham, CSD #4
Next episode, when someone dies, they’re replaced by the actor whose character died in the previous episode, but this time they’re playing someone completely different. That fact is never acknowledged. CYCLOPS agents are cameos of a variety of action movie/tv show stars that die fairly quickly.
July 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Next episode, when someone dies, they’re replaced by the actor whose character died in the previous episode, but this time they’re playing someone completely different. That fact is never acknowledged. CYCLOPS agents are cameos of a variety of action movie/tv show stars that die fairly quickly.
Jokes on you, I’ve got /both/ editions of UVG I’m ignoring on my bookshelf, and OGA is on its way to join them! Also not buying VoV because money.
Really though, I took one look at VoV and had the same thought.
Really though, I took one look at VoV and had the same thought.
July 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Jokes on you, I’ve got /both/ editions of UVG I’m ignoring on my bookshelf, and OGA is on its way to join them! Also not buying VoV because money.
Really though, I took one look at VoV and had the same thought.
Really though, I took one look at VoV and had the same thought.
Dan trying to do Tina in falsetto had me in stitches. Almost had to pull over so I didn’t crash. Can’t wait for the next one!!!
July 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dan trying to do Tina in falsetto had me in stitches. Almost had to pull over so I didn’t crash. Can’t wait for the next one!!!
What can I say? People love to hate on what's popular. I've honestly barely heard of any of those, mostly just Into The Odd. I'd argue that while popular, none of them have the same popularity as MORK BORG.
July 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What can I say? People love to hate on what's popular. I've honestly barely heard of any of those, mostly just Into The Odd. I'd argue that while popular, none of them have the same popularity as MORK BORG.
In terms of what I'd add, I honestly don't know. I don't think it actually /needs/ anything. The mechanics support the game and the vibes, which isn't always seen these days. Some people also just like to complain about what's popular.
July 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
In terms of what I'd add, I honestly don't know. I don't think it actually /needs/ anything. The mechanics support the game and the vibes, which isn't always seen these days. Some people also just like to complain about what's popular.
I suspect that it's similar to my reaction to reading Dune for the first time a few years ago. I had heard how groundbreaking and amazing it is, but when I read it, I felt disappointed; it's a relatively basic storyline for how much praise I had heard for it.
July 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I suspect that it's similar to my reaction to reading Dune for the first time a few years ago. I had heard how groundbreaking and amazing it is, but when I read it, I felt disappointed; it's a relatively basic storyline for how much praise I had heard for it.
I think what people typically mean is that, for how lauded the game is, the actual game underneath all the art is fairly basic and none-too-revolutionary. I don't entirely disagree with them, it is certainly more art piece than TTRPG, and I own MORK BORG and Cy_BORG. Both phenomenal art pieces.
July 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I think what people typically mean is that, for how lauded the game is, the actual game underneath all the art is fairly basic and none-too-revolutionary. I don't entirely disagree with them, it is certainly more art piece than TTRPG, and I own MORK BORG and Cy_BORG. Both phenomenal art pieces.